ass spider

a spider that goes in your ass when u sit on the toilet

i saw a ass spider making babies with a penis snake

by asspro67 October 10, 2005

Human Black Widow Spider

A Spider that sometimes takes the form of a human. A Very rare breed of spider that can also acts alot like a kangroo. Very Deadly and can kill you with one single kick or bite. They are rumored to be located in Michigan.

"Wow look its a Human Black Widow Spider that is reading"

"Is that a good book Human Black Widow Spider"

"Man that Human Black Widow Spider boyfriend twitches alot"

"Why is that Human Black Widow Spider boyfriend raping another person"

by haterofed March 1, 2010

Spider Crotch

When a semi-"excited" male person's crotch looks like a curled up dead spider.

Janice: "Did you see Jerome's spider crotch today?!"
John: "What on earth is a spider crotch"
Janice *makes a fist* "His crotch looked like a dead spider!"

by Jeanathan March 20, 2008

Spider

Okay, I can see why people hate black widows...But tarantulas? I mean, yeah, they'll give you a rash if you hold them wrong, but still...

Afraid of a nonpoisonous creature only half an inch long? Okay, that's just sad.

by Amber Almighty December 29, 2004

Reverse Spiderman aka Venom

It's when you shart and then reach back grab some of the feces and then wipe it on someone’s face. It’s a reverse Spiderman.

Scott didn't help out and got a taste of the Reverse Spiderman aka Venom.

by JTSD May 11, 2007

spider man

A naked prank. To preform this prank: 1. get naked; 2. find a commonly used door that is closed; 3. get on the side of the door so it opens away from you; 4. do a hand stand with your feet up agains the door jam with you facing towards it; 5. wait for a person to come through the door; 6. they get a face full of banus!!!!

wow that guy has done the spider man like 4 times and he doesn't even know anyone here. How admirable!!!!

by Sugar Jones May 13, 2005

ROK SPIDER

Gross and abhorrent sexual proclivities. Weaves a disgusting web of misery and despair around young kids. Often prey on their own young causing the innocent child to die slowly on the inside while the spider himself becomes more and more powerful.... that is until the child tells someone. They are inhuman, godless, weak and pathetic examples of the dark side. Dangerous insects that should be eradicated.

Wayne... a 54yo rok spider who has finally become tangled in his own putrid web when his daughter found the strength to report him. HERE'S TO THE ROK SPIDERS NEW LIFE ON THE INSIDE...BEHIND BARS & SOMEONE'S BITCH. SUFFER AS THE CHILDREN SUFFERED.

by ACSA SURVIVOR October 9, 2007