when a man is sleeping and another man puts his balls on his eyes and rubs his dick down his chin so that it looks like the sleeping man is wearing goggles and a snorkel. then dick smack him vertically and yell BUDWEISER!
by ADDDvice July 10, 2010
Get the Deep Sea Snorklingmug. There's no such place, oceanfront property is too expensive to be anywhere near Mayberry. You also don't see the time and temperature displayed outside the bank in a coastal California coastal city like you would in Mayberry. San Diego isn't New York or Tokyo, but it isn't Mayberry either.
Mayberry by the sea wouldn't be in California if there was such a place. California is nothing like Mayberry. Back in the late 1930s it might have been more like Mayberry than it is now, but not today. Really though, nowhere west of Oklahoma is much like Mayberry, it's a different world.
by Solid Mantis March 23, 2021
Get the Mayberry by the seamug. by ynofficialaccount February 20, 2025
Get the fabric pube seamug. by SoapsOn June 13, 2021
Get the Sea Chimpmug. Pronunciation: see-cree-ture.
Noun:
1.0 Sea Creatures are often renown for their easability of access to their peen, vag , or arse in order to achieve their own sexual desires.
1.1 Sea Creatures are often willing to lie about relationship status as well relationship goals and, will often have unprotected sex without having been tested in between partners to achieve the above mentioned goal.
Adjective:
2.0 "Sea Creatured" is used to describe any person of any socio economic background, gender, sexual persuasion, religion etc... who engages in any of the aforementioned behaviours.
2.1 Sea Creatures are essential dirty organisms that are constantly "wet", constantly hungry, or just in plain of affection from other "Sea Creatures".
2.2 Sea Creature are labeled as such due to their ability to turn dark and always remain.
Sea Creatures are essentially constantly, wet little creature who will consume anything,
Please a void Sea Creatures.
NB: This does not apply to open honest, polygamous relationships that have been well defined prior their commencement of that relationship.
This applies to non-honest people.
Noun:
1.0 Sea Creatures are often renown for their easability of access to their peen, vag , or arse in order to achieve their own sexual desires.
1.1 Sea Creatures are often willing to lie about relationship status as well relationship goals and, will often have unprotected sex without having been tested in between partners to achieve the above mentioned goal.
Adjective:
2.0 "Sea Creatured" is used to describe any person of any socio economic background, gender, sexual persuasion, religion etc... who engages in any of the aforementioned behaviours.
2.1 Sea Creatures are essential dirty organisms that are constantly "wet", constantly hungry, or just in plain of affection from other "Sea Creatures".
2.2 Sea Creature are labeled as such due to their ability to turn dark and always remain.
Sea Creatures are essentially constantly, wet little creature who will consume anything,
Please a void Sea Creatures.
NB: This does not apply to open honest, polygamous relationships that have been well defined prior their commencement of that relationship.
This applies to non-honest people.
We started dating exclusively but then she Sea Creatured with a married dude, who was also a Sea Creature.
Good luck luck t them both!
Good luck luck t them both!
by FloorScrubber4000 December 1, 2023
Get the Sea Creaturemug. When you expect a normal scenario outcome but you find it to be the lesser of odds which is an improvement for sure.
Also, an unusual autocorrect text sent by an individual that had consumed too much Jager at around 3pm on a Monday.
Also, an unusual autocorrect text sent by an individual that had consumed too much Jager at around 3pm on a Monday.
I thought today's weather was going to suck, but it was straight sea dingo.
I'm finna have myself a sea dingo shift at work!
I'm finna have myself a sea dingo shift at work!
by Artist-n-Client March 9, 2021
Get the Sea Dingomug. When on the beach and needing to purge from too much alcohol, crawl away from your friends, faceplant into the sand, and vomit. Then cover your mess with sand, crawl over it, and repeat as necessary. Actions mimic those of a swimming sea turtle.
Did you drink too much? You look a little green.
Yeah, I need to sea-turtle. Be right back.
Yeah, I'm going to sea-turtle. Be right back.
Yeah, I need to sea-turtle. Be right back.
Yeah, I'm going to sea-turtle. Be right back.
by mocyeah88 August 12, 2015
Get the sea-turtlemug.