perfect storm

When three events, usually beyond one's control, converge and create a large inconvenience for an individual. Each event represents one of the storms that collided on the Andrea Gail in the book/movie titled the perfect storm.

I had planned to go out tonight with my friends but then the perfect storm hit and now I can't do anything, my boss wanted me to work late, my girlfriend told me "we needed to talk", and my car won't start.

by TRex August 21, 2004

Caroline story

A story that has no point or definitive ending. Originates from Caroline, who often tells stories that lack substance and a plot.

-One time, we went on a family vacation and I really wanted a balcony room, and I told my mom, "I want a balcony room, I want a balcony room!"
-Wow, you just told a Caroline story

by HelloYellow March 3, 2009

neverending story

opposite of flawless victory. The neverending story happens when your taking a crap and it seems no matter how much you wipe, the mudbutt keeps flowin.

"I was in the bathroom for 3 hours because of a neverending story."

by swiper September 1, 2005

pussy storm

1) any time you go out and there is a ridiculous amount of girls at a club/bar.
2) Going home with a girl at the club/bar. Then having intercourse with her

person 1: You smell that
person 2: yes, the storm is a brewing
person 1: storm?
person 2: The pussy storm we need to get to the bar ASAP

by Brian C, Ryan M, and Chad M December 24, 2010

Any Port In A Storm

When you fuck a girl just because its take it or leave.

Also a scene band from Garner which serves as a portable Mecca for the growing Emo population. They are extremely metal-core, AKA terrible.

Tom "Dude I had to man, she was an any port in a storm situation."
Fred "Still, why? I'd rather listen to APIAS."
Tom "Not much better dude."

by www.ushistory.com March 19, 2009

Sex story

A story that lonely people read and jerk off to on urban dictionary. Observe:

I watched as Michael un buttoned his shirt to revel his rock hard six pack, I could already tell he was definitely packing something so I unzipped his fly to revel his rock hard 9 inch. I blushed, surprised, and then I could feel my dick get hard, he obviously noticed, he grabbed me and undid my clothes. We were making out on top of each other naked our hard cocks rubbing up against one another’s naked bodies as we made out. “Top me Noah” Michael said passionately while taking a breath. I gave him a blow job and he came in my mouth, I swallowed, got out the lube, turned him over and slid my rock into his tight asshole. We both moaned in delight as my cock stretched his tiny asshole. I eventually finished in his ass he gave me a blow job I came in his mouth and we fell asleep naked on each other.

The end (true story)

Guy: “I’m going to read sex story’s all night because my girl left me”

by That.one.queer November 1, 2020

Any Port in a Storm

After a long period without sexual contact, a male's willingness to have sex with anything that moves (or doesn't).

After a week in prison, I was ready to dock my boat in any port in a storm.

by vagsurfer March 21, 2009