Jacob Sartorius

A fuckboy with a lack of talent and eyebrows, the guy on Vines and Magcon that gets roasted everywhere he goes.... He calls himself a "songwriter" but all he can come up with is a song about a filthy sweatshirt....

Nickname: Jacob Saggytits

Friend--- Ew gross Jacob Saggytits touched meh

Me-- I will take care of ur funeral don't worry

R.I.P my friend

Cause of death: Jacob Sartorius

by That_Boss_15 December 25, 2016

Jacob Sartorious

A term used to describe a cringy boy recording on a camera lip syncing to a popular song, in which causes other people to drink bleach

Man: *Lip syncs to a popular song*
Other Man: You're such a Jacob Sartorious *Starts drinking bleach*

by Oriconicle November 21, 2016

jacob sartorius

Jacob Sartorious is literally the most irrelevant person on the Internet. He looks like he's 5 and got famous for nothing...lip syncing. Someone please do us all a favor and deactivate his social media accounts 😩

Person 1: Do you know Jacob Sartorius?
Person 2: Unfortunately yes... 🙄 My life would be way better off without him.

by missraylena July 7, 2016

Jacob sartorius

13 yr old, who films vines and has like every single social media there is

Jacob sartorius sweatshirt parody-
Bart Baker as Jacob- I’m a really young guy
In fact I am only thirteen
I got famous making shitty Vines
And cringey lipsyncs on Musical.ly

by Fuckingfaggotfucker July 18, 2016

starts now

Something that Scot has no idea of and resorts to chatters in the G4 Chat room.

Gimme an idea!

by sf November 14, 2003

Starter-Bar

Usually a place where a group gathers in order to get the evening started. Most times "Starter-Bars" are located in the suburbs. After a few drinks and appetizers the group moves on to other places for good entertainment.

Person 1: Dude are you gunna meet us at the "Starter-Bar" after work tonight?

Person 2: Yeah dude, and after that we all should go down town to see that new band we've been talking about.

happy hour drinks cocktails party appetizers drunk

by ChrisKola January 26, 2010

starter like

A "like" of a facebook status made by a close friend of the poster, thus clearing the way for subsequent likes by more peripheral friends, and avoiding that awkward instance where the only guy who liked your status is that creepy dude you went to elementary school with.

Hey, this guy I went to elementary school with just got a promotion! I can totally "like" this, because this other guy who knows him better already got in a starter like.

by amader September 24, 2011