T-shirt

Used to wipe the cock after masturbation.

After a long intense masturbation, I put on a t-shirt.

by C.M. Skirts May 26, 2008

polo shirt

The metrosexuals favourite article of clothing. Normally has a popped collar, is pink and has a crocodile on the chest.

Have you seen Bob' s new polo shirt ? Looks like someone is going metro !

by shitbot August 7, 2006

t-shirts

Stylish and popular outerwear worn by fans of UrbanDictionary.com

yes they can be obtained outside of the United States

by oodee September 17, 2003

The Shirt before the shirt

A shirt you put on while getting ready to go out, before you wear the shirt you are actually going to wear that night while you are out.

"Omg, you're going to wear that ugly shirt to the club tonight?"
-"No, of course not. This is just the Shirt before the shirt."

by Corinnabellx3 September 7, 2010

skift

The act of rubbing a finger that has recently been in an unsavoury place(such as a sweaty bum crack/between your toes/in your belly button)accross the filtrum(under the nose)of someone, leaving them with a pooey whiff every time they breath in.

On waking John took a sniff at the world around him then realized to his horror he had been skifted whilst dozing.

Dave nearly pissed his pants with laughter as he ran his pooey digit under the nose of a friend.

by Brett July 21, 2005

wet t-shirt contest

a contest in which a few selective hot ladies with very large tits

"hey man i heard bobb's hostin a wet t-shirt contest! he's inviting all of the hoes and babes from the hood!"

by bobb February 6, 2003

Skirting

The act of using a camera phone to take a picture of a girl's panties under her skirt, or with her legs spread open.

"I got some good skirting today in philosophy class. I'll send you the picture of Tori's red panties."

by Jackel September 21, 2005