second class love

1. loving half heartly
2. Loving another while loving someone else
3. 50% or 10% love

1. When someone loves someone else fully, and they try to act like they love you too by telling you they love you, but they love someone else and you fall for second class love.

2.Buju Banton said it all in his song "second class love."

3.Love that does not belong to you. eg. married men who cheats, gives their wife of mistress second class love, because he really dont love none of them, but himself.

4. Girl, he didnt buy me anything for Valentines Day- Friend: Girl he is giving you second class love, and he might have someone else who is buying things for.

by sherellywwww November 23, 2010

second-level drop

1.) When your or someone else's eyes drop below the line of a girl's booty.

2.) When eyes drop down below the "horizon"

3/30/11 - birth of "second-level drop".

1.) Really? Come on man, I saw that second-level drop.

2.) You got to learn how to hide your second-level drop.

3.) Dude! That was a guy and you did a second-level drop? Come on!

by TheRealPandaSwag April 21, 2011

Secret Clothes

The wad of plain clothing hidden in your closet that is only worn on Sundays when doing laundry because all your other clothes are dirty.

My friend came over on laundry day, and he caught me in my secret clothes. How embarassing!

by Tassel McFez July 10, 2011

secret grumpy

When you go to a more anonymous or out of the way bathroom rather than the one you usually frequent solely to take a dump (grumpy) with more impunity due to intensity, privacy or psychological reasons.

"Hey, I was down on the 15th floor and I caught Jeff coming out of the bathroom, he must have had some bad food for lunch or childhood issues for him to take a secret grumpy."

by Senor Grumpy August 31, 2011

Secret pork

When someone extremely small and scrawny has an enormous penis, or generally when someone has a much larger penis than expected.

Aaron never had much luck with the ladies. He was short (only about 5"3) and very skinny. One day the girls at his university dorm caught a glimpse of his secret pork. He got an STD within a week.

by GodManBeast November 25, 2011

secure node

A person who can be depended upon to keep any secret regardless of their age, disability, ethnicity, gender, gender identity, height, nationality, religion, sexual orientation, skin color, weight, affiliations, or external pressures.

Oh Craig, he's a secure node - you can tell him anything.

by damndoozy April 3, 2013

Secretly Chinese

A phrase used to describe Matt Barnes, the bassist of You Me At Six, a person who's secretly asian.

Josh Fransexme: "And Matt? He's probably... Secretly Chinese."

by goSSIPguY69 September 2, 2012