talking to sam

a euphemism for masturbation

Last night I couldn't get a date, so I spent the evening talking to sam.

by SallyandSam December 19, 2008

Sam-Éloi

Sam-Éloi is a sweet caring guy.

he's built but would never hurt a fly.

Sam-Éloi is the kind of person you always want around you.

"isn't he sweet?-"
"yeah, that's Sam-Éloi!"

by miimz November 22, 2021

Sam and Sara

These two girls are always together. Nearly inseparable. A friend couple that is annoyingly adorable. They dress the same, share similar taste in music, eat the same, decorate the same, act the same, think the same. These two girls already share a soul, but are now in the process of morphing into the same body. I'm 90% sure that they are a government test subject.

Guy 1: Hey, dude, have you seen how much Gwen and Grace have been hanging out lately? I think they got a case of Sam and Sara.

Guy 2: Yeah.... or they're just lesbians

Guy 1: nICE!

*the two high five*

by weeniemachine500 July 17, 2016

Sam Clewes

When you have to take a massive shit but it wont come out

God damn dude! Last night I Sam Clewesed so bad!!!

by Y0L0345 September 7, 2012

STD Sam

This is a very special name. If you have it, live it.

Don't be scared. Go out there, get STD's. Make sure your name is Sam before hand. (Specifically, Sam Dunn.)

Everybody wants Sam's STD.

STD Sam gave me his STD!

by Jumping_Cookie696969 June 15, 2014

SAM SIERAKI

An insanely handsome person who will never get rejected by a girl. A magician and big brain

You know who just got a girlfriend

Yea, Sam SIERAKI

by Freddie’s gay September 12, 2019

Sam's hand

Originally from Finnish people camping in Estonia and developing new meanings and sayings, the original saying was "Samin käsi" which directly translates to Sam's hand. When at a card game you get the worst possible hand to play f. ex. When playing china hand you have three threes in your hand.

"Damn this is such a sam's hand"
"I won! I guess it's all up to your Sam's hand though"

by Good @ cards May 30, 2015