Roger me rigid round a barn pole!

An expression to convey surprise or even delight utilising the alliteration of letter ‘r’.

The surprise of having been anally violated in some violent manner in a farm yard or back country setting.

The preposition can vary but the sentiment remains the same. For example, ‘Roger me rigid with a barn pole!’ ‘.....up a barn pole!’ etc...

Roger me rigid round a barn pole! Our Sheila’s having twins.

by J M Featherstone April 5, 2020

Robert Clack (Person)

Robert Clack is a Dagenham Mayor who fought for equality in his time in office. To see the school named after him click here: Robert Clack

Robert Clack (Person) is a Mayor of Dagenham

by RCBest April 27, 2020

Robert Bates

If your name is Robert Bates, you are probably gonna end up a squeaky voiced disabled librarian

I went to the library to take a bullet journaling class and I got scared to death. Robert Bates was teaching the class.

by Sesame Seed 2.0 May 9, 2020

Roger That

Saying that you understand that and heard what the person said

Roger: Hey, That! Do you see that killer mongoose over there?

That: Roger That!

Roger: Why are you saying our names? Watch out for the mongoose!

That: What? Ohhhhh. Ahhhhh! Help!!

Roger: No.

That: Roger That! Ahhhhhhhh! Hes got me!!

by THEKILLERMONGOOSE August 7, 2020

Robert Melvin Hopkins IIII

an absolute madlad. the coolest of cool. a true pimper of chimps. ngl hes not tall and sux at among us js

*reports body* "I just saw Robert Melvin Hopkins IIII leaving the office, body was at vitals."
"I-I-I-I-I dontknowwhatyouretalkingaboutIjust-" *leaves game*

by トロイメライ September 16, 2020

Roger puncher

(noun) Someone who punches men named Roger, for no reason other than said men are named "Roger."

Duval County Police apprehended a Caucasian man in his early fifties yesterday, charging him with aggravated assault. As his previous five victims were all named "Roger," the man is a suspected Roger puncher.

by Quanfa88 October 3, 2020

Robert Storms

All the worst things in life and history rolled into one to create something unspeakable.

I just went through Robert Storms and it’s giving me depression.

by 69BJS November 5, 2020