Queef

1. A vaginal fart
2. When one laughs as he/she drinks fluids, useally spraying it all over the place.

2.) I told a funny joke while he was drinking his coke and he ended up queefing all over the table.

by Sam March 11, 2005

queef

Very wet pussy fart

when I pulled out, she queefed on my dick

by Jimmy September 17, 2003

queef

queef-noun- A female that has expelled gaseous contents from her pussy. The gas is very flamable. Its oderless and colorless and if you ever come into contact with it that means that u have fucked her lights out

Sheena said i did a good job last night as she queefed her cunt out.

by Curious Johnny January 8, 2004

QUEEF

one who is a huge pussy. a very weak, scared, pathetic individual. a soccer player who fakes injury to gain a call from the offical

that fucking Andrew is such a queef.
Andrew is such a queef, he was winded after the first five minutes of the game.

by pete paverton January 5, 2008

Cactus Queef Mother Fucker

Def 1: Four words choosen at random to form a phenomenon. Could be used to describe a prickly bastard that smells like a vaginal percussion and engages in sexual activites with his mother,
Def 2: Or shouted as a form of aggravation.
Origination: Mr. Ward's 3rd period (I think) Social Studies class post era a lame history video.

guy 1: "I can't believe she's dating that cactus queef mother fucker."
guy 2: "Yea, he's a real douche bag."

by Steve, Tim, Joel, Heather December 9, 2008

Queef

Quean's Uterus Emits Egg Farts; a quean is a lewd woman or a woman of bad character; you will see from the definition that the first letter of each word spells Queef.

After sex, the prostitute let out a queef that smelled like hard boiled eggs.

by Charles the Third June 21, 2008

quebecunt

Physical traits:

-Most commonly a short white girl usualy in her teen years.
-Origin's from the canadian province of quebec.
-Very pale, ugly body: a mediocre face, no breasts and a man's butt.

Phsychological traits:

-Always a little twat.
-Acts like an adult and always thinks she is hot.
-Thinks the world is around her finger (treats everybody like they are her bitch)
-Attempts humour by expressing obscenities.

"-Hey, look at that girl, she is such a little twat.
-She ain't no twat she a QUEBECUNT!"

by eight fo too July 18, 2005