Please police

A unique homonym to ask for something.

Quang: Please police!! I'm innocent.

by rolique November 18, 2015

privacy policy

When you updated your privacy policy and you want everybody to know

1:hey!
2:what?
1:WE UPDATED OUR PRIVACY POLICY
2:*punches 1 in the face*

by A normal humanoid June 13, 2018

Military police

Cops who give a damn about nothing but protecting themselves mostly. You could be innocent no cap and they'd still not listen or bring justice to protect their own.

Oh I got charged with assault by USMC military police after scratching Becky's face when she wouldnt let me leave the room.

by Lostgirl8685 November 3, 2020

Gacha police

It's like a gacha cooler but they aresst the gacha heat and make them nomaral

Gacha heat: hey~
Gacha police: ewww *aresst gacha heat*

by Alexa 44 July 12, 2021

modest pelican

modest pelican is a funny youtuber who wants us to spred the good word of his channel and stay hydrated. his grand theft auto online intros go something like this hey guys modest pelican here back with grand theft auto online if you in joyed this video please (insert funny way to premote modest pelicans youtube channel here) to spered the good word of my channel this is thick man a retered hitman on a journy to become the kigpin of los santos this are the boys boys boys and together they form a dangers gang called the sons of virgins this are there storys

modest pelican is the god of pelicans

by arthur morgan 1899 November 21, 2021

waterville valley police

Some of the worst cops in the US. Ex. Lying in reports and harassing adolescents.

I got picked up by the waterville valley police yesterday

by heshmara April 1, 2009

Wal*Mart Policy

1. When you've received terrible service.

2. Getting screwed over royal.

1. I'm never going there again! I received the Wal*Mart Policy

2. You got fired while you were on vacation? You got the Wal*Mart Policy!!

by Grendare April 3, 2010