CAP'N CRUNCH AND PEANUT BUTTER 

The poor man's Thanksgiving meal.

"We ran out of phesant sandwiches, so all we can eat this year is CAP'N CRUNCH AND PEANUT BUTTER."

CAP'N CRUNCH AND PEANUT BUTTER by Kuang Mei Zizi November 9, 2006

Ricky the peanut 

A very salty character whos head was replaced at birth by the KP clang. salt for hair.

Hey, look it ricky the peanut and where is the salt falling from ohh yes it's Ricky

Ricky the peanut by urwin May 2, 2008

polish her peanut 

To rub a woman's clitoris with copious amounts of salvia, employing the index finger in small circular motion to elicit ejaculation.

That bitch takes up the shitpipe but only if you polish her peanut first. See shitpipe

polish her peanut by Dr Love Monster July 11, 2006

Testicle Peanut Juice 

Testicle Peanut juice (TPJ), is the most pure liquid a human can consume. Forget holy water, once you drink some TPJ, you can literally do anal with GOD.
It is also a great lube.

Omg, I just drank some Testicle Peanut Juice, and I can feel Jesus sucking on my balls.

Testicle Peanut Juice by youngthug6969 June 1, 2018

dirty peanut 

after having anal sex, the man wipes his penis in a circle around his partner's eye, forming a fecal marking which resembles the eyepiece of the Planter's peanut character

After anal sex, a man surprised his partner by giving her a dirty peanut, much to her dismay.

dirty peanut by Bill/Becky/Jeff/Mike/Stephanie/Troy December 24, 2008

crunchy peanut butter 

The Superior peanut butter. Change my fucking mind

Person: I like crunchy peanut butter
Literally Everyone: You are a disappointment to society

crunchy peanut butter by AgarPughead September 28, 2020

lung peanut butter 

lung butter that has the same consistancy and colour of peanut butter

oh man i just coughed up lung peanut butter.

lung peanut butter by cherry bombay October 11, 2009