I overheard two women talking about having their peanut butter and jelly tossed during that time of month
by Smuccerz February 25, 2021

by The increased gay September 14, 2018

The dry fecial residue(skid marks) left behind in your shorts as a result of missing spots on the first pass of wiping your ass after depositing soft stool in the can
Amazing are the pattern of these peanut stripes left behind in these briefs ,this guy is real artist
by BIG T 49 April 26, 2021

by itzthtguy November 16, 2023

I asked my husband if I could put his peanut butter banana in my mouth after he got done hitting me from the back
by Fat Boy Marco March 1, 2022

our lord, he brings us joy with his maracas.. if you see him ever, be blessed, but be careful and DON’T blink or look away, he’ll snap your neck, so give him his maracas and watch him from afar, and if he’s pleased with your business, he’ll title you as the maraca king/queen, obviously not as great as being a peanut lord, but he looks so happy and cute :333
Person1: “Have you prayed to the Peanut Lord??”
Person2: “Who’s that??”
Person1: “SCP 173.”
Person2: “Oh yeah, then yes I did.”
Person2: “Who’s that??”
Person1: “SCP 173.”
Person2: “Oh yeah, then yes I did.”
by SillyCaterpillar December 31, 2024

Girl: I just had sex and when he peanutted all over me! I expected more from him!
Girl 2: what a loser can't he do better than peanutting.
Girl 2: what a loser can't he do better than peanutting.
by NatazjaRgrim October 12, 2018
