Patrick

Has beautiful eyes. Easy as that. Maybe hes not all that smart, or strong, or tall, or that great with women (he kinda sucks at it actually) but once you get to know him well you see the side of him that you wouldn't expect in someone like him. He falls in love easily and when he gets roped in its hard for him to get unroped. He respects boundaries and any other rules of a relationship because whenever your happy hes happy. He embraces his nationality (maybe a little too much). But if theres one thing that hes got going for him that hes got 7 people said to him in the past month is that he has beautiful eyes. Also thats kind of a common theme in Urban Dictionary that I've noticed.

Patrick's Friend: "You have really nice eyes"

Patrick: "That makes eight!"

by idontreallyknowimjusttrying March 24, 2022

Patrick Samu

he live sin romania and hes really very quite cool

i love patrick samu

by ilovepatricksamu March 29, 2022

Patricking

Lying about your age to get with younger girls.

He told me he was 12, he was really patricking.

by Michael mondiello March 31, 2022

Read Patrick

Player. A person who messes with women to move up the corporate ladder. He works in the meat department because he can't keep his own in his pants.

Girl 1: Did you Read Patrick in the meat department? He really is staring me up like I'm a piece of meat.

Girl 2, 3, 4, 5....honey, that's because you are meat to him. Look away. He is drooling over his own rotten sausage.

by Derra April 1, 2022

Patrickism

A religion where we pray to our lord and savior, Patrick. He has saved us from cancer and ebola, and is known for granting woman their ability to reproduce. If you have ever met Patrick, get on your knees and pray, because this is a once in a lifetime chance.

John: “Have you joined Patrickism yet?”
Bob: “Yeah man a while ago.”
John: “OH MY GOD IS THAT PATRICK???”
Bob: *starts sucking his dick*

by Juicymama56 April 6, 2022

Patrick

Ren’s sexy boyfriend.

Wassup Patrick?

by RatLeeIn April 20, 2022

It's Actually Patrick

This is a member of an Instagram group chat who is very legendary. So famous that he's got his own day named after him (St Patrick's Day).

Known for saying phrases like "Cry more" and "SIUUUUU". Also known for being high in the past.

"Did you hear about the DFO 4 legend?"
"It's actually Patrick?"
"Yeah, that dude."

by OutOfContextDFO January 19, 2021