Punch the Astronaut

When you are high and decide to masturbate

John: do you wanna go to Wendy’s?
Jack: gimme 15, I gotta go punch the astronaut

by Jd87 March 18, 2021

Cartel punch

A dangerous cocktail made up of A double shot of Captain Morgan cannon blast, 6oz of cranberry juice, and a splash of redbull.

Heather got fucked up on New Years after drinking 4 cartel punches.

by Cambam92 April 12, 2016

punching ducks

(Figurative) Something one does to blow-off steam.

Been a long week. Going to walk around the lake. I feel like punching ducks.

by elephanttaxi October 17, 2013

devil's punch

When you take a shit and a piece of shit touches your already angels touched dick.

"I took the weirdest shit! First I got an angels touch, but it was topped off by a devil's punch.

by diclowmcpuglife March 30, 2016

Punching the werewolf

When a very hairy man is masturbating.

I think Billy takes long showers because he's in there punching the werewolf

by JudasJones August 28, 2019

coyote punch

The act of punching a female in the vagina.

This woman wouldn't stop arguing with me so I coyote punched her!

by Nigthfall May 28, 2017

punch the ceiling

During hot nasty coitus, the mans penis can potentially contact the bottom of a woman’s cervix (the “top” of the vagina).

hey Honey, I’m tryin to take you home and punch the ceiling

by cootski December 3, 2017