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penetration pirate

one who searches for pleasure using one of their three genitals, inserting it into an orphesis of any shape as long as they reach their peak.
so i saw a man humping a garbage can the other day. i cant believe how many penetration pirates there are in this neighborhood.
by hose A March 12, 2008
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Hipster Pirate

People who became hipsters by pirating movies.
John: Hey Tom you wanna go see Transformers I hear it's good!
H. P.: No man i saw it before it came to theaters.
John: Wow, you're such a Hipster Pirate.
by Cox3998 July 1, 2011
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pirates

Pirates = theiving,lying,ill educated,invaders,drunken louts,liers,arrogant,hated by everyone.
yup! the English
by Spock! June 3, 2006
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pilate

1. Governor of Judea.
2. Fictional character from Mel Gibson's Passion of the Christ.
2. Member of a subversive movement that seeks to undermine the traditional naming of years in relation to Christ's life (i.e. BC and AD to BCE and CE).
3. Guy who bitchslapped Christ, but not literally (i.e. other Romans actually did the bitchslapping for him).
1. Hey look, there's that Roman guy Pilate washing his hands compulsively.
2. Guy who wishes he had used the stock option instead of salary pay in his film contract.
3. Pilate: Ya, ok, the son of God? Christ? You sure have some nerve calling yourself that. Tony, Biagio, get this guy outta here.
by De Beauvoir's Boy January 26, 2005
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Ass Pirate

The act of putting a phalic object in the asshole of another man by force, usually the target of the ass pirate is being raped.
Yarr, that ass pirate swabbed his poop deck.
by CRAZINS December 29, 2007
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Fantasy Pirate Hooker

A sexy sassy woman a man wishes he could have but will never get her. If you are the lucky one to grab her heart she will fulfill your every fantasy. On her terms. She is not to be confused with Sex Pirate hooker. Fantasy's of all kind are included here.

Fantasy Pirate Hooker loves to not only look good but plays with the big boys. Anything you can do, she can do better! Her sweet mothering nature is apparent but not to fool you from her sexy seductiveness!

Fantasy Pirate Hooker- Part of the elite Pirate Hooker Nation! est. 2010
Fantasy Pirate hooker is a lady in the street but a freak in the bed!
by Fantasy Pirate Hooker October 27, 2010
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Killing a Pirate

Giving oral sex to a female. The opposite of killing a ninja.
Jon: "What happened to you with the fat chick last night?"

Dean: "We went back to my place, and I was killing a pirate when she farted."
by Pygmie September 15, 2006
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