Alden's Number

A rhetorical strategy used to call out someone who is pretending to be very knowledgeable about a topic they know nothing about.

Nazi: Have you ever heard of Alden's Number?
Vaush: Alden's Number? I believe so-
Nazi: I literally just made it up, you are so full of shit, there is no such thing as Alden's Number.

by srcs August 26, 2023

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Number Five

Chubby Ass Hat

Number Five Is not used in a sentence dumbass

by Themotherfuckingalpha November 30, 2020

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Number 3

The act of masturbating (in the bathroom).

Billy asked the teacher to go to the restroom, she asked him “Number 1, or Number “ Billy replied “Number 3.” Puzzled, she asked “What’s a Number 3?!” Billy grabbed his phone and said “It usually takes about 10 minutes.”

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rule number 3

Let go of the dead, they might come back

Me: "I still see her in my dreams"

Bro: "Dude, get an exorcist. Remember rule number 3"

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Lacking number 4

This phrase means that a person is lacking in intelligence, not through any form of retardation but a lack of trying.

Brittney: "What is an Intelligence Quotient?"
Teacher: "You mean an IQ, the thing we have been discussing for the last 10 minutes."
Friend of Brittney: "Seems like your lacking number 4."

by Andres Gonzalez February 8, 2008

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