Clam Taco

A term to describe a tight pussy that may smell like fish.
Or a sloppy hard-shelled vagine

Wow, that's at a nasty clam taco she's got!

by Rock Hardson November 16, 2010

Taco Nut

The act of cumming in yo girl while pressing the pussy lips together before you slowly pull out and nibble on her clit as the cum seeps from the bottom of her pussy.

Last night I gave my girl a taco nut and she's been begging for another one ever since.

by Mike Oxfat October 17, 2019

Tijuana Taco

Tijuana Taco is when you take a crap and place it under a cars visor (Hence the term taco) of a very unexpecting person. So when He/She is driving and opens the visor it falls on their lap. Hopfully not causing an accident so the driver and gifter get a good Laugh from it.

Butch gave Eric a Tijuana Taco in his new car.

by Caldorazo September 24, 2009

Taco Hog

Taco Hog - Noun, English, Slang 1. A fat chick who goes out on weekday dates with any man she meets only to hit the happy hour taco bar for free.
2. Same fat whore with a large, gaping, infected vagina that resembles a taco supreme.

1. Man, last Tuesday night I went out with Sally because I thought she might be interesting but turns out she's a total taco hog!

by Vic PapaGeorgio November 10, 2010

taco joe

taco joe a word used to represent a closet queen or homosexual who remains to keep his sexuality hidden. taco joe can also mean someone who fucks terribly and then fucks over. (adj.) fuck boy,heartbreaker and theif.

dude that guy who got his ass beat by that girl is such a taco joe.

by miss blaze. May 18, 2009

Taco Smasher

1. The act of two women having intercourse without penetration

2. Two lesbians bumping uglies.

2. Two women rubbing their vaginas together.

Look at those two Taco Smashers

by KDcargirl October 29, 2009

french taco

a vagina that doesn't like Americans. usually with fangs

i met this wicked hot chick but she had a french taco, like mariah carey

by jackass13579 April 23, 2010