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Aston Tax

A shameless ripoff of the iconic Fanum Tax. Whenever someone buys energy drinks or soda, Aston always taxes it like ex swedish prime minister Stefan Löfven.
Johannes: I just bought me a monster energy drink.

Aston: ASTON TAX!!!!!!!!

Greg: Bruh ima kill Aston if he keeps being a lazy fatass.
by RickBlowbre125 January 16, 2024
mugGet the Aston Taxmug.
The "Federal Unemployment Tax Act," apart from a U.S. law, is an acronym for FUTA. Futa, short for futanari, is a term that is commonly used to describe pornographic anime/manga characters that have a feminine body (breasts, vulva) and male sex organs (penis, sometimes a scrotum). Search "futanari" for more detail, at your own risk.

While using the phrase "Federal Unemployment Tax Act" in this way is rare, it may happen.
6th grader: You should look up the acronym for the federal unemployment tax act!!!
Sane person: I lost the game :{
by Montage of Chips March 18, 2025
mugGet the Federal Unemployment Tax Actmug.

Green Tax

Switching to Nvidia gpu's even though they're expensive as hell, but the drivers are more stable than competitors
"damn, my GPU caught on fire and burned down my house and killed my family. Gonna have to pay that green tax."

"My wife and kids are starving to death, but at least my GPU wont crash."
by slavicboy22 February 10, 2024
mugGet the Green Taxmug.

Taxes

Money you have to pay to the state unless you're chill like that.
IRS: You owe us $12 in taxes!
You:🗿
IRS: Damn.
by THICC Paul September 15, 2023
mugGet the Taxesmug.

traveler's tax

the sip a person takes when he moves a drink back to the end table or other surface for another person.
Traveler's tax.
by ethanrhett September 2, 2010
mugGet the traveler's taxmug.

AT Tax

Maher Abdullah Taufeeq can call tax on anything. If he wants something from you, “AT tax” . If he needs some money “AT tax”. If he just feels like taking your shit from you, “AT tax”
“Yo AT tax pass me the cigs
by Jackmail6 June 29, 2025
mugGet the AT Taxmug.

tax haven

Tax haven is a country in which big companies like Facobook or Microsoft or any other business giant deposite their profit for tiny prices to avoid taxes, whereas you work your ass off to revive the economy.
Company X reported operating 25 subsidiaries in tax havens in 2012.
by oudaday August 15, 2016
mugGet the tax havenmug.

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