Nerd Whore

1.Someone who is a whore exclusively to nerds(geeks don't count)

2.Someone who tries to keep all of the nerds to themselves to gain excessive amounts of knowledge

3.Simply a nerd that is a whore

Do I even need to give examples? Nerd Whore is used just like regular whore.

by marimisskikuchi October 2, 2013

Nerd Antlers

When a nerdy couple's kisses often result in the scraping of their glasses and the result sounds like deer antlers (but made of plastic).

Did you see Jenny and Bobby kiss? They have nerd antlers.

by Awesome Frog January 25, 2014

nerd brag

When a nerd acts like something is common knowledge, but in actuality is not known to the majority of people.

It is a desperate desire to make clear that the nerd was fully aware of something, that you were not, and that he or she believes that everyone else was also aware of it.

Common examples of nerd brags include:

"What, you didn't know that?"

"Really? Oh weird, I know how to do that."

"Any time I can't figure something out on my computer, Steve has to nerd brag while he shows me how to do it."

"Ummm, you know that this security flaw has been know for almost a month now, right?"
"NERDBRAG!"

by mxisaac March 15, 2014

nerd sniffles

Frequent, mild sickness experienced by gamers and software developers that guzzle coffee, stay up late, never exercise, and so forth. Often mistaken for legitimate illness and disease; nerd sniffles is in fact easily cured by going outside, sleeping well, eating right, going to the gym, and generally not being a nerdy weakling.

Bob: Hey, has anyone seen John? He's been taking a lot of sick days lately...
Chris: He's at home today. He bought a couple more games on Steam the other night and caught a bad case of nerd sniffles.

by MisterGainer May 13, 2014

Nerd-Dime

Nerds that ooze class, swagger and act posh in every way. The opposite gender can't resist them.

Her eyes lit up as she saw that Nerd-Dime walk out of the MIT building as she followed him to the coffee shop.
He couldn't believe his luck at being able to talk to the smoking hot Nerd-Dime by the bar.

by Paul Sanar July 2, 2014

Nerd handcuffs

When you have a electronic device in your hands, usually hindering the person from doing any other activity other than use the device.

Joe: How was last night?
Henry: Pretty bad. I was in nerd handcuffs and couldn't eat or sleep at all. At least leveled up a bunch!

by theoneandonlykevar March 16, 2016

Nerd Slut

A slut that dresses up as a nerd or a someone having a slutty and nerd appearance at the same time.

"Mickey you dressed like a nerd slut today."

by Pollyann Reno August 31, 2016