Muffin Queen

The queen of all muffins and in some cases, cupcakes too.

I am the Muffin Queen do not question my fluffy golden brown authority. The Muffin Queen herself, Sam Marshall.

by Sam the Muffin Queen February 1, 2008

muffia

In an age in which women shave/wax their pubic hair for various reasons (ex. bikini wax), women who choose to go natural are part of the "muffia."

Dude, that chick who I went home with last night was part of the muffia.

by rockstar 1 April 17, 2009

chuck muffin

somebody thats gay and don't know it yet.

That dude name harmen is a chuck muffin.

by em12 April 17, 2008

Muffins up yer dirtbox

The act of shoving a muffin (or muffins of any flavour) up a gaping, yawning sphincter. In some circumstances, this is repeated until no further baked delight is phsically capable of entering the tortured, distended shitchute, even after a good ramming with a broomhandle.

What could we do in this year's Talent Show? I dunno, luv, how about we try the "muffins up yer dirtbox" routine? That went down well at your mum's 80th.

by Flapjackandy November 30, 2009

Schmeg Muffin

When Schmegma is scraped from the penis and packed into a little muffin.

Last night Meg craved desert after I supplied her some Man Relish so I gratified her palate a treat of schmeg muffin.

by shawnsnuts July 28, 2006

crud muffin

a person who is generally perceived as attractive, but rather than a 'stud' they're 'crud'

david beckham is such a crud muffin

by georgiabeth February 7, 2009

Dry muffin

A guy who looks good from far away in an ooh kinda way, but when you get up close, they are a disappointment. Much like biting into a dry muffin.

That tall blonde guy turned out to be a dry muffin damn it.

by muffinista March 17, 2009