mixer

A mutt, in a clique sense. They listen to all sorts of music, wear all sorts of clothes, do all sorts of activities. They have a trait from each popular clique, like prep, emo, , gangsta, scene, punk, goth all thrown into one. Mixers usually wear expensive clothes, but not from American Eagle or Abercrombie or Hollister. They usually dont buy clothes from Hot Topic or Urban outiffters also. Mixers buy clothes from Pure Denim, Nordstrom, places like that. They like necklaces. Girls buy clothes from the same places. There are very few, as teen society has been so split.

Guy: Dude look at that guys clothes...there sweet.
Girl:Yeah...they look expensive but not preppy.

Mixer: I'm gonna go shopping. I'll see you soon.
Prep: where ya going? American Eagle?
Mixer:Pure denim, bitch.

by Mr. Mix. March 2, 2008

Cement Mixers

The thing that all real men want.

The "Are you a real man?" test:

Question 1)
Do you want a cement mixer?
Answer:
YES!

Bonus Question for those who got full marks, to seperate the men from the boys: Why do you want a cement mixer?
Most manly answer: Don't know... I just do (or words to that effect)
Acceptable answers: Anything that doesn't involve mixing of cement
Least manly answer: Mixing cement

Every now & again you meet an uber-man who has a cement mixer...

Girls, always take this test into account when picking a boyfriend.

Uber-man:
Girl: So, Do you want a cement mixer?
Guy: No...
Girl: *starting to realise she's made a mistake*
Guy: I ALREADY GOT ONE!!!

Real man:
Girl: So, Do you want a cement mixer?
Guy: Yeah!
Girl: Why?
Guy: Don't know... would be cool!

Failed man:
Girl: So, do you want a cement mixer?
Guy: No... wtf...
(DUMPED)

Sorry excuse for a man:
Female dragon: So, Kwisli, do you want a cement mixer?
Guy: Noo!!! I don't need a cement mixer, I can mix cement by hand!!
(DUMPED AND CHAR-GRILLED)

(For some reason I have to include the word CEMENT MIXERS in my example)

by Jai NobeZ October 31, 2008

Mixing paints

Masturbatingthrowing one off in secret!

Famous TV artist Tony Hart is in is bedroom wanking to classical music.
Mum:"Are you ok Tony?"
Tony:"I'm just mixing my paints mother!"

by Wee Ron September 12, 2004

mixfused

a combination of being mixed up and confused.

Sugar violas? I'm mixfused.

by Bungalow Bill January 13, 2002

mixci

divine teskjekjerring and tempress of chocolate and candy.

uuu *sutre* jeg er så mixci idag.. lars-eeeerik, kan du gå i kantina å skjøpe sjokoladeeh ??

by Gry-Jannicke Jarlum February 10, 2003

mixsta

a person who downloads audio files illegally for the purpose of mixing them together and releasing them back onto the internet.

I see the mixstas have been at it again.

Dave's pathetic. He's a wannabe mixsta.

by Phil Blankenship February 3, 2008

Mixing Pancake Batter

Rapping at a speed that demands respect.

"Spent fifteen years tryna be a rapper, nobody payed attention 'til I started mixing pancake batter; Now they come to shows like 'go faster'"

by Armchair_Astronaut January 13, 2017