Matt

Matt is a person who eats ass, and he scopes out the girls and fucks them

guess what Matt did to me

Matt fucked me last night

by "Track Kid" February 1, 2018

Matt

A resource to be used and disregarded once everything of value has been extracted.

I sure like using Matt and then not giving a fuck about him later!

by Not Matt April 11, 2019

Matt from Tinder

Someone you send your female significant other to have a good time with while you sit at home thinking about college boys as a ""man" in your forties.""

I told my girl to go hangout with Matt from Tinder.

by Joey Clause April 19, 2022

Matt Fucking Ridge

Destroyer of all known thotty bitches.
His giant dick is so big if you jumped off it you'll have ripped throught the fabric of time and space

Literal human embodiment of a burnin pile of unfiltered goblin shit

*cough* I would rather be analy fucked by a minion in a Chinese concentration camp the sit next to Matt Fucking Ridge.

by Rwandan genocide October 1, 2017

matt le tiss

Synonym for the word ‘piss’

I’ll be a minute just nipping for a Matt le Tiss

by Mullac4321 November 23, 2020

Matt Hay angry

Used to describe someone when a very intelligent person over 6 foot tall loses their cool. (May stomp and/or slap)

You better not get on his nerves he’ll get Matt Hay angry

by FlyyMyst27 December 4, 2019

matt linn

A manchild who does not clean up after himself. Thinks he plays football but really doesnt. Has a small penis. Performs anal sex on pillows, animals, little people(midgets or kids), and is litteraly a pedophile. And thinks hes a badass who is fuking retarded as fuck and isnt liked by anyone at school.

"Im Matt Linn"

"Your right.......... Your a fucking dumbass who cant pay bills or pay for groceries. Or clean up after said groceries."

by 420MexicanComedian March 2, 2019