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Matthew

Boy: no homo, but matthew is a bean
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Matthew Collins

Matthew collins is a really awesome guy who is much loved by nevin the irish lepracawn from the enchanted forest of tidly fee fi fo fum.
Matthew collins enjoys thinking about declan......

He knows that this turf is a weapon

and lives in the nortpotatoe

He is in family guy episode 3
OMG matthew collins you used to live with nevin didn't you?

Yes we live in the forest of tiddly fee fi fum

OMG he sells sea shells... at discount prices...

OMG i know i bought piles there in my room now

is it true nevin can't pronounce the letter h

Yes he says patatoe or turf instead.
by mattie15 April 17, 2010
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Matthew

The man the myth the legend, those who seek knowledge come to the slums to find a man with underlying powers of the universe. Matthew supplies others with supernatural sex powers and those who do not seek his knowledge parish in the depths of his undeniably sexy figure
Come see Matthew he will supply you with powers of the gods
by Matthew The Sex God October 25, 2017
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Matthew

A matthew is typically a cretin,

he runs around lording himself over others as he strives only for himself.

NO ONE EVER gets along with a matthew
Oh my god, he is such a retard!

well, his name is matthew rudd!
by nottherealkandakulu November 7, 2013
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matthew

A SQUISHY LIL BOI WIT DAT GOOD ASS HAIR AND DAT FLAT ASS PANCAKE BOOTY DOE LIEK DAYM BABEH
"What do you think of matthew?"
"His hair is life but dat ass ain't"
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Matthew

A gimp, a scrub and an unloved piece of shit he love dick and little boys
OMG he's such a Matthew
by Thatlilwitch January 17, 2017
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Matthew

an amazing, loveable, sweet, cute, adorable guy who will love his special person til the very end and means a lot to that one special person who never lets them down and makes everything better and is the sweetest guy on earth and will be the best person in the world to you.
Matthew, I love you.
by Awkward.Memes December 11, 2016
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