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Lakeway Mom 

Definition- The mother of a child attending Lake Travis High School, rarely found south of Hwy 71 and 2244. Lakeway Moms drive more expensive cars than most peoples first houses. They have highlighted hair to match their daughters and have absolutely no need for employment due to their wealthy beyond belief husbands. Lakeway moms spend their money keeping their body in peak condition and clothed in the most expensive brands such as; but certainly not limited to Valentino, Versace, Guess, Prada, Chanel and Gucci (not to leave out Lulu Lemon for their yoga class attire).

Usually called being “stuck up”.

A person who believes he or she is superior to others, often times show rude, snobbish behavior; arrogant.
“If there was ever an apocalypse, all the Lakeway moms would haul ass in their white Range Rovers to the nearest whole foods located in the Galleria right off of Hwy 71 to stock up on the organic produce before it runs out.”

“Most Lakeway moms produce children that are quite similar to them, they have the best of everything, are rude to absolutely everyone around them, and have no rhyme or reason to respect others. They too, also drive nicer cars than most of the teachers at Lake Travis High School.”
Lakeway Mom by atx0729981013 May 21, 2017
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Wine Mom 

A middle-aged female (usually a mother) who enjoys drinking a refined, complex red or white wine most likely bought from Whole Foods with her other middle-aged female friends while exchanging neighborhood gossip. Common topics during this odd ritual include but are not limited to: annoying children, idiotic husbands, fundraisers for an elementary or middle school, that one neighbor who enjoys starting drama, and other neighbors who choose not to maintain their lawn. Wine mothers also tend to post their gatherings on Facebook.
Brenda: Sharon, would you like to join us this evening? We're drinking your favorite!
Sharon: Of course! You know, Martin won't be home tonight, but the kids will be fine.
Brenda: Oh Sharon, you are such little spit-fire! I admire your courage and spontaneous attitude.
Brenda's emo daughter: Ugh, you guys are such wine moms.
Wine Mom by smigwig February 22, 2018
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School mom 

A female teacher that a student is really close with. Typically gets called mom. Treats the student like their own kid.
That's my school mom we are really close.
School mom by Iloveyou"mom" May 11, 2019

almond mom 

Typically white suburban moms who were 90s girls and never accepted they had an eating disorder, so now they have to make it everyone else’s problem
“A moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips is my almond moms favorite mantra”
almond mom by Sydkid765 October 18, 2022

Kyle's mom

Kyle's mom is a big fat ugly bitch
Kyle's mom by MrDylanyay November 25, 2016

meme mom 

A nickname given to Polish YouTuber Karolina Żebrowska by fans. She talks about fashion history but provides her fans (like me) with fresh juicey memes :)
Thank you meme mom for educating us and feeding us juicey memes
meme mom by Pinkgrave :P June 18, 2020

ur mom gay 

The first level of ur mom gay insults.

ur mom gay
ur dad lesbian
ur sisters a mister
ur brothers actually ur mother
ur granny tranny
ur granpap a trap
ur crematorium a sematorium
ur ancestors incestors
ur family tree LGBT
george: ur mom gay
joe: ur dad lesbian
and so on and so forth lmao i aint gonna write that all over again.