Maskeria

the hysteria that people get after wearing a face mask throughout this Covid pandemic.

Wearing this mask is giving me Maskeria

by JoannaLucy March 31, 2021

Maskarana

Maskarana, pertinent to 2020-2021. When someone arrives at a business/store door and realizes they have forgotten their mask and do a full body pocket check similar to the dance “Macarena”

Look at that person, they’re looking for their mask and dancing the MASKARANA!

by Saint007! April 10, 2021

Mask is under the nose

People who wear there mask under their nose have a nose fetish. They want everyone to see their attractive nose and want to stare at other noses.

“Omg did u see chad’s mask?? His mask is under the nose :0 Nose fetish alert‼️‼️“

by Big biddy April 15, 2021

Maskne

The acne breakout that’s produced on your lower face - cheek, chin, lips, and nose from the constant breathing in and out of your own breath. You can feel the heat of your own mask breath as you exhale and the oils build up bacteria.

Girlfriend: “bro, you have herpes or something?! I can’t kiss that!”

Me, unfortunately: “oh, haha it’s just maskne from working my f*cking ass off for 12 hours a day wearing a mask to pay for your dumbass”

Girlfriend: “i-... oh”

by All Slangs April 15, 2021

Maskley

When Ashley makes you wear a mask. Ashley is hyper sensitive about covid 19, don’t even think about going near her without your mask.

Ok, Maskley I’ll put my mask on

by GreenHazeWhiz April 16, 2021

Mask effect

The effect of someone looking cuter with the mask on than with it off

“Wow Jennifer has a mask effect going on”!

by Mangolordd April 18, 2021

Maskerick

A limerick on the mixed messages mask wearing is sending to the public, be it as a symbol of political rebellion against the authorities, the selfish attitude by maskholes whose inept leader mocked mask-wearers, or as a protective shield against infection even for vaccinated folks.

A maskerick that was composed in the aftermath of mask myths propagated by some selfish diehard Trumpists or QAnonists is:

Three maskholes-finalists emerged for the ignoble “Maskhole of the Year” award.
Donald J. Trump, Rand Paul, and Ted Cruz from a dirty dozen names put forward.
From the unholy trinity, who refuse to wear a face mask in public out of sheer vanity,
Whose odds are the highest in clinching the notorious prize on this side of eternity?
Wouldn’t it be a surprise if one Trumpublican beats his vain boss for the reward?

by MathPlus April 20, 2021