by Carmichael bitchy September 20, 2021
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by Some girl. November 12, 2021
Get the Loose mind. mug.Refers to da assorted coins dat you save up to bribe a formerly-celibate chick into spreading her legs for you and/or otherwise allowing you access to her more-intimate "real estate"; said proffered funds eventually cause da gal to modify her behavior and become more "easy" wif her body.
Giving a hot chick cash for permitting you to "let you proceed to fourth base" wif her may indeed seem like an awesome "win-win situation", but it can also often bring about "loose change" in her overall sense of decency and morals, and then she'll allow pretty much any guy to "get it on" with her, possibly leading to jealousy/resentment among her male acquaintances, STDs, unwanted pregnancies, etc.
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by Welcomekizzy February 11, 2022
Get the Loose Ties mug.A person of German decent who likes sexy mexican women, fast cars, and bass in your face. Usually is good looking, flat butt, and dimples. Usually farts terribly in public spaces, usually around coworkers/supervisors that suck.
Girl 1:. Oh my God Cindy, look at his butt, it's so small. It must be Lauser
Girl 2:. Oh it's Lauser!! I'd date him but he only likes the latinas with big butts. I wish I was a latina.
Friend 1:. Is that Lauser?
Friend 2:. Yup, my damn cups fell off the cupboard when he pulled up. He's got that bass in your face.
Annoying Supervisor:. You smell that.
Coworker:. Oh fack, that's smells terrible, it's like a skunk took a shit a day after it died.
Lauser: (quietly thinks, Toma Putos! Laughs in evil German)
Girl 1:. Oh my God Cindy, look at his butt, it's so small. It must be Lauser
Girl 2:. Oh it's Lauser!! I'd date him but he only likes the latinas with big butts. I wish I was a latina.
Friend 1:. Is that Lauser?
Friend 2:. Yup, my damn cups fell off the cupboard when he pulled up. He's got that bass in your face.
Annoying Supervisor:. You smell that.
Coworker:. Oh fack, that's smells terrible, it's like a skunk took a shit a day after it died.
Lauser: (quietly thinks, Toma Putos! Laughs in evil German)
Girl 1:. Oh my God Cindy, look at his butt, it's so small. It must be Lauser
Girl 2:. Oh it's Lauser!! I'd date him but he only likes the latinas with big butts. I wish I was a latina.
Friend 1:. Is that Lauser?
Friend 2:. Yup, my damn cups fell off the cupboard when he pulled up. He's got that bass in your face.
Annoying Supervisor:. You smell that.
Coworker:. Oh fack, that's smells terrible, it's like a skunk took a shit a day after it died.
Lauser: (quietly thinks, Toma Putos! Laughs in evil German)
Girl 2:. Oh it's Lauser!! I'd date him but he only likes the latinas with big butts. I wish I was a latina.
Friend 1:. Is that Lauser?
Friend 2:. Yup, my damn cups fell off the cupboard when he pulled up. He's got that bass in your face.
Annoying Supervisor:. You smell that.
Coworker:. Oh fack, that's smells terrible, it's like a skunk took a shit a day after it died.
Lauser: (quietly thinks, Toma Putos! Laughs in evil German)
by GTOohhhhhh February 14, 2022
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Lose Larqueef: "I want him."
*Proceeds to break his own ankles and fall over like a complete fucking retard*
*Proceeds to break his own ankles and fall over like a complete fucking retard*
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