Tuesday Lapdance

Economic principal wherein a small increase in quantity is exchanged for a disproportionate reduction in quality.

Ok so Jack in the Box tacos are 2 for 1 compared to Carl's Jr. but you're paying for 2x kangaroo meat. Sounds like a real Tuesday lapdance if you ask me.

by Smackaroni November 1, 2022

Alabama Lapdance

The act of your cousin giving you a lap dance until you inevitably have an erection and cream your pants. oops!

bro i loved the alabama lapdance i got last night, cousin theresa knows how to get down

by thecroatiancrockpot February 1, 2023

i.want.chans.laptop

i.want.chans.laptop is a very overrated tiktok fan page.
You should Definitely Follow her.
She is making so many good edits.

Pers.1: Do You Know i.want.chans.laptop?
Pers.2: No i don't, Can u show me her page? I wanna follow her!
Pers.1:Yes Of course! She's the best tiktok fan page!!

by kpop fanpages fan January 2, 2021

i.want.chans.laptop

i.want.chans.laptop is a overrated tiktok fan page.
She makes very good edits.
You guys should definitely follow her.

Pers.1:Do you know i.want.chans.laptop?
Pers.2:Yes I do!! She's the best tiktok fan page ever!!!
Pers.1.: I know Right!?!

by kpop fanpages fan January 2, 2021

chans_big_laptop

They make great videos best person

Unproblematic queen and is really sweet

Sunshine leader

Have you seen z*e lagroomer‘s new vid

Man fuck her have you seen chans_big_laptop new vid their videos are awesome

by Nr1 haechan stan January 9, 2021

Cactus with a laptop

That’s me! A charming adventurer, full of artistic talent. Very capable. Always ready to explore and experience new things.

Friends of mine:

Cactus with a book

Cactus with a soccer ball
Cactus with a pencil

Cactus with a pencil: Hey, cactus with a laptop, come sit with us!

by A Cactus with A laptop April 20, 2023

laptop

1. Small, portable computer that can be easily placed on your lap and give serious pain after many hours.
2. The leg and groin area of a male or female. Usually when the male's laptop is occupied by a female (or in nasty incidences, a male),...things can *come "up".

*Note: other ways of spelling "come" may be substituted.

1. I used my laptop while on the plane.
2. Come on baby, sit on my laptop and we'll see what comes up.

by Sherlock of the Creek July 11, 2003