fart-knocker

A dumb ass

My boss is a fartknocker.

by Fartknocker girl June 19, 2003

Knocker

A person who is overly cynical just to be cynical and in turn a miserable person

I hate smartphones if they're the future then I want to die.
Hey dude smartphones keep people connected lighten up!
Screw you dude! smartphones are for losers
So the smartphone hater is a knocker

by ironicbliss August 6, 2011

Fuck Knuckles

one who seems to fuck things up everywhere he goes

After three girls enter your dorm room and begin talking to you, this is what happens after fuckn knuckles enters your room:

Girls: hey(to fuck knuckles). do you live here too?
Fuck Knuckles: (does the double arm pump and screams in a loud gay voice, like a white guy trying to be lil john) YEAAAAAH!
Girls: (they promptly leave after giving a look of disgust to fuck knuckles)
Two guys who live in the dorm room: hey fuck knuckles, thanks a lot. (the guys begin to bumrush fuck knuckles and beat the shit outta him for being such a douche)

by Brad Kronik December 31, 2005

ghetto knock

when you knock on the door a certain way so they know its not the cops. the knock sounds like: dun,da,dun,dun(fast) DUN, DUN (slow). it was originially a theme song for a super hero i think. it's got a nice rhythm to it though.

I don't think people really call it the ghetto knock, they just do it out of habit.

by caitlin March 1, 2005

knock-knocks

slang for Jehova's Witnesses. Due to the fact that they come knocking on your door almost every damn saturday morning when ur trying to watch cartoons or eat breakfast. They feel compelled to interrupt your important free weekend morning by telling you about how god loves you and such.

I was beating off to some ill ass porn, then the knock-knocks came callin and I had to put the beef away. I got pissed, drew a pentagram on my forehead and answered with a massive boner, informing them that I had found solice in satan and blasphemy. I asked them if I could get back to having sex with this downs syndrome girl I had picked up at the bus stop. They haven't been back since.

by Destructive Criticism April 27, 2005

Fart Knuckle

noun: refering to the knuckle on your finger that, when inserted into the rectum of your sexual partner will cause them to expel gas around your finger and out their ass

dude check this out!!!! Got it in Sherry all the way up to here before I hit the fart knuckle!!!

by free42night August 24, 2006

fart-knocker

A disreputable person with an odious personality.

Listen, you little fart-knocker, you open your mouth again and I'll feed you your arse.

by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005