Keith

A large burly man with patchy hair and a scruffy beard. In the winter can be found wearing a Kelly green Eagles Jersey or a Notre Dame hoodie. In the summer months he can be seen wearing xtra long basketball shorts and an off white colored wife beater and drinking a Bud Light.

Bro, I went to the Eagles game and got attacked by a group of Keiths.

by kieps31 March 3, 2023

Keith

If you don’t need Keef to know that something is Kife, then you’re in Keith. Keith is the reason the lead singer of Shinedown has a brown landing strip on his chin. If you are sober right now and know that that is highly unlikely, your in Keith. If you are sober and believed the previous statement to be true…then your the lead singer of Shinedown and should probably brush your teeth once Keith is done.

“Ew…My breath tastes like Keith!”

by Keith mouth May 3, 2023

Connor Knight

A boy who kicked the fuck out of a water machine and then put his penis up the water pipe, he fights like a bitch and shouts "come on then you faggot" when he is on the floor, he has a older brother who's a fucking roid head, and Connor loves pokey Bum Wanks

Connor Knight the gay kid who loves pokey bum wanks

by THE SHORT SNIPPLE April 26, 2017

Gay Knight

Term used for a gay persian guy.
Usually a guy with depression that likes fat people.

Guy 1: Hey wanna hangout?
Guy 2: Nah I’m going out with Baurmaun
Guy 1: Wow your such a gay knight

by Dr. Depression January 30, 2018

White Knight

Typically someone who finds pleasure in asking gamer girls to send pictures to them becasue they are sad or upset, this type of human usualy resorts to young mexican porn on the weekends. This type of man is usually 6"2 and preys on 15 year old girls online.

Person 1:Why are you such a White Knight?

White Knight:Idk, its just how i roll!

by Retrogamer June 12, 2019

my bf keith

the best person i could ever have the crazy luck to meet. everything about them is flawless and i love every part of them. the perfect combination of teasing and loving. they are the only person i want to be with, for the rest of my life.

my bf keith is the love of my life, they’re so handsome <3

by cybergf#1 September 1, 2021

Vampire Knight

another faggoty anime vampire kids show.

if you don't like these faggoty drama anime with absolutely no gore then don't watch vampire knight.

by vampirehater August 11, 2009