Kevin Patterson

Kevin Patterson is a detective that works at Richard Hale School, who somehow waffles about your body language and tries to get you excluded because of the way you are standing. Once he got all scared because a Year 11 told him to F off and he ran to the headmaster’s office scared for his life.

Student 1: Is that Kevin Patterson?
James Beckwith: Oi Kevin f*** off
Student 1: Look at him run
James Beckwith: What a pussio

by Big Up RHS October 30, 2020

Kevin McAllister

To have one's belongings, especially groceries, spill to the ground as a result of their bag(s) ripping open.

I'm gonna go back for another bag, these bags feel like they're gonna Kevin McAllister on me.

by Owen Wilsons Nose October 8, 2020

Pulling a Kevin

Getting drunk on your lunch break

It’s a real slow shift so I’m thinking about pulling a Kevin

by Rick Teggan November 22, 2017

kevin restin

A huge kid that sucks at video games and has a micro penis.

That kid is a real kevin restin at video games.

by kevin restin March 3, 2017

Kevin<3

Kevin is a handsome and cute boy that always cares for his sister and friends, he likes BMWs and tacos. He’s short but is secretly a softie inside:) his most well known quotes are “I’ll lick you“ and “Ima bite you“. He always knows how to make everyone happy even though he’s a HUGEEEE simp;). He’s currently taken by a tall person called Brooke/Ailey, believe it or not but Kevin’s name is on Mars :o everyone needs a Kevin in there life :)<3

Lexi: who’s that short person?
Brooke: oh that’s Kevin<3 don’t worry though! He is to short to bite you

by SomeoneYouKnow;) July 13, 2021

Kevin Jackson

An all around really nice guy. He's amazing, sweet, caring, and has a great sense of humor. He loves to make people laugh and loves to laugh. He is handsome and very attractive, and has the greatest smile. He seems to sometimes thinks too low of himself because of his past mistakes, but has no reason to at all because he is exactly the perfect type of guy a girl could ask for. He is a guy you will love to have as a boyfriend and someone you will want to keep as a close friend. He is the guy you will look at and ask yourself why your boyfriend as wonderful as him. He is the just so wonderful.

wonderful sexy down to earth caring handsome kevin jackson

by Cupid<3<3 November 30, 2011

Clueless Kevin

When someone makes a stupid comment or remark

“That kid is such a clueless Kevin”

by Clueless Kevin March 23, 2023