Johnny-five

To separate, take apart or dismantle something into its different parts.

I'm bout' to Johnny-five this motherF**ker.

by anonymous July 8, 2024

Johnny Dang

A Johnny Dang refers to CallmeJD_0 a Lego high rank that is not the best Lego high rank it is clearly JetbluetheNoob.

Don't act like Johnny Dang bro.

by SirJet September 2, 2024

Johnny Tudor

The biggest but actually the smallest cunt you'll ever meet. Wishes he was a ferg but will always be a tiny little johnny knobhead tudor.
You're such a Johnny Tudor you're the smallest massive cunt I've ever come across

Also an extremely sensitive little bitch that packs less punch than a thalidomide toddler

You're such a Johnny Tudor I knew you would get upset by pointing out the truth.

by Strange alias September 15, 2024

Johnny time

A term referring to the consistent tendency to arrive a minimum of 30 minutes late, often viewed as a personal trademark rather than mere tardiness.

**Johnny Time (noun):** A humorous term used to describe the act of consistently arriving at least 30 minutes late to an event, meeting, or appointment, often with no sense of urgency or explanation. Commonly associated with chronic tardiness disguised as a personality trait.

Example: "Oh, he’s running on Johnny Time again—don’t expect him for at least another hour!"

by Jodefines November 29, 2024

Johnny sliverhand

Wake the fuck up samurai, we have a city to burn

Rogue: hey Johnny
Johnny sliverhand: shut the fuck up

by Johnny sliverhand December 17, 2024

Johnny Crackleseed

A benevolent crack wanderer who stole puropose is to blesse crackheads with random found crack rocks along their travels all while donning the official uniform of the crack people. a torn hoodie , fingerless gloves, sweatpants under cargo shorts, and mismatching footwear

Almost out of nowhere a Wanderer appeared As if to answer our prayers, all to spread his generosity With three crack rocks. his name was Johnny Crackleseed.

by Qbinking January 31, 2025

Johnny Sins

Tall (6’2"), handsome, bald and blue eyed, European-American businessman, entrepreneur, model, adult film actor, director, doctor, teacher, plumber, astronaut, Youtuber, content creator, and social media personality. Johnny Sins is from the "Keystone State" of Pennsylvania. Johnny Sins is one of the most popular performers in the adult entertainment industry of the 21st Century. Johnny made his debut in the industry in 2006. Since that time, he has worked with top production companies and studios including Brazzers and Naughty America. With an athletically-built 200 pounds frame. It is said, he maintains a consistent fitness regimen which is proof of his chiseled physique and helps keep his performance quality always top-notch. He has filmed with the industries most popular performers, including Lisa Ann, Adriana Chechik, Alexis Texas, Alanah Rae, Abigail Mac, Abella Danger, Alektra Blue, Alexis Monroe and many other lovely on-screen co-stars. He has been a multiple-time AVN Award and XRCO Award nominee. Johnny also is a co-winner of the 2016 XBiz Award for "Best Scene in a Vignette Release" in Brazzers's Let's Play Doctor (2015).

White queens and ebonies love Johnny Sins’ BWC.

by European-American king February 23, 2026