In the face of actual proof of evolution Jimmy was having a severe Jesus Crisis. Good thing his faith doesn't require any real proof.
by JRLewis September 25, 2011
Get the Jesus crisis mug.the man who infact looks like jesus,is small like a baby and has the name stevie. he is equivelent to god but yet stevie baby jesus is an atheist. term first used in 2007 at mosinee middle school.
man #1 dood i went to steve schara's house last night.
man #2 who the fuck is that. the only steve ik is stevie baby jesus.
man #1 thats who i ment man
man #2 who the fuck is that. the only steve ik is stevie baby jesus.
man #1 thats who i ment man
by THE REAL STEVIE BABY JESUS! December 31, 2008
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The protagonist in the best-selling fiction book of all time.
Spolier Alert: Jesus dies.
Also used as an exclamation of shock. It can be used with the conjuction of another word inserted between 'Jesus' and 'Christ'.
Spolier Alert: Jesus dies.
Also used as an exclamation of shock. It can be used with the conjuction of another word inserted between 'Jesus' and 'Christ'.
1) Reference to Bible
Pastor: So have you accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Saviour?
Jessica: Oh wait, you mean that dude with the beard who's the main character in that popular bullshit book where magic happens? That one? Nah... did you hear I'm officially atheist?
2) - Shock
Ally: Did you hear Dan got into jail?
Ben: Jesus Christ! How the hell'd that happen!?
3) In conjuction with another word.
Tom: So what answer did you get for 5c on the maths homework?
Olly: Jesus rollerblading Christ, I forgot we had homework!
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Lolita: So... when's your birthday again?
Beth: Jesus fucking Christ Lolita, how many times do I have to tell you?
Pastor: So have you accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Saviour?
Jessica: Oh wait, you mean that dude with the beard who's the main character in that popular bullshit book where magic happens? That one? Nah... did you hear I'm officially atheist?
2) - Shock
Ally: Did you hear Dan got into jail?
Ben: Jesus Christ! How the hell'd that happen!?
3) In conjuction with another word.
Tom: So what answer did you get for 5c on the maths homework?
Olly: Jesus rollerblading Christ, I forgot we had homework!
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Lolita: So... when's your birthday again?
Beth: Jesus fucking Christ Lolita, how many times do I have to tell you?
by HelloWorld121 July 28, 2011
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2. a possible death threat from a guy named Jesus
3. funny to say to a religious person
2. a possible death threat from a guy named Jesus
3. funny to say to a religious person
Person A: Geez man, that's some really bad luck. Shit... Jesus hates you!
Person B: Who's Jesus?
Person A: Not sure... it's just a figure of speech. I think it was the leader of some cult back in medieval times.
Person B: Who's Jesus?
Person A: Not sure... it's just a figure of speech. I think it was the leader of some cult back in medieval times.
by Seal Clubbing Instructor April 4, 2010
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dude lets go see jesus christ man hes gonna turn water into wine!
how the hell is he gunna do that?
dnt knw all i knw is we look away then we turn around nad yea man its changed its insane!
how the hell is he gunna do that?
dnt knw all i knw is we look away then we turn around nad yea man its changed its insane!
by jackass_12345 May 28, 2007
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