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Jason

Jason is a memer who sends at least one meme per day to every chat he’s in. Normally about 1/6th of the messages in any chat are his memes and messages. He probably has a girlfriend who is also talkative.
Jason is a mega chad
Jason is such a memer
Wow, Jason is so cool
by Person123322234 December 9, 2021
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PULL A JASON STEPHENS

Basically a country way of saying that your boy did something that defines him as a piece of shit i.e. ratted you out, cannot be trusted, will stab you in the back, lie to your face, is the lineman of '95, and will fuck your bitch.
I guess he thinks he can PULL A JASON STEPHENS. I just found out he hooked up with Jessica last night.
by GOTEM2020 August 6, 2020
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Jason

Warzone-bot. Always camps in towers and bushes. Helps get you back. Always wonders where the enemy is. Has 3000 damage and 2 kills. Likes to steal your loot then say he doesn’t have it. Always be lyin.
We pushed a building and downed 3 people, got downed but our teamate didn’t push and ran to hide in a corner. He was being a real Jason.
by Bubblewrap3 June 2, 2022
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jason bennett

by afpsgsd[ginooAPMKFJAOF March 18, 2021
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jason cash

An average height man with very large muscles. Subsides on chicken and rice primarily. Knows too much about macros.
“Hey Julie there’s a dude I work with named Chad and he’s a totally a hawt boi.”

“Wow sounds like a jason cash I’d like to peek my peepers at.”
by Floppy Joe (aka cwjp) November 23, 2021
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Jason

If You Are My Hubby Jason Cullum This is for you Because all you've done for me So I Want To share that With The World ^^/ LOVE You ! , Jason Is Very Funny,Kind,Handson, Shy, Sexy , Caring,Hates PUNS -.- I'm Very PunAmal >: HEH HEH ..... Even Though I suck at Math You Helped Me with Math Back in High School Back When You asked Me To Marry You , I Hide something from you .... I Bought Three Breakfast Bureroes And I Bought Them with You're Credit Card Sorry Love you thought , Jason Likes to Have sex Time to time But still He is the Best ^.^^ALSO JASON IF YOU'ŕe READING This .... I'M PREGNANT !! LOVE YOU !!!! TO THE MOON AND BACK
Girl1: Wow RYLIE GOT MAn Better Be a Jason

Girl2: Mabey???
by Little Family July 15, 2022
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Jason

Jason is an absolute wanker, he thinks he's the best guy in the world but we really hate him. He's a cunt with too much dandruff in his hair, and really needs to shut the fuck up and leave Toby alone :)
He eats pussy like a God but God doesn't eat pussy because he's not married and sex before marriage is a sin.
Girl 1: Wow that Jason guy, he's really shit at eating pussy.
Girl 2: I know, stay away from him.
He's a registered sex offender that Jason!
by jasonisreallycool January 13, 2020
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