January 10th

This is the day of the furious bravehearted blue eyed gnomes.

Karen: Hey
Marie: Hey
Karen: Are you a furious bravehearted blue eyed gnome?
Marie: Yo bet I am.

January 10th

by MustacheMustacho October 22, 2019

January 1st

On New Years 12:00am stand on your car and scream “HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!”

Hey it’s 1 more minute till 12:00amJanuary 1st! Guess what that means........*climbs truck**...... “HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!!”

by hersheys October 30, 2019

January 5th

This day is for people who get dodged on there birthday.

Guy: we hanging for my birthday

Girl: It’s January 5th right

Guy: ya

Girl: Nah

by Blake Dunn October 30, 2019

Jerkin January

Every day for the whole January you have to jerk off.

Are you ready for Jerkin January

by Prizmic Soar November 1, 2019

January 13

If u were born on jan 13th Fucc me plss. U get extra points if ur name is Mitch, Kieran, jack, Rhys and Andrew

Oh Zac u were born January 13, that’s y ur so fucking hot and cool

by BbyGal❤️❤️❤️HeHe August 4, 2022

21st January

It is the international hot-sour soup day! On this day you should eat at least one hot-sour soup.

Why is everyone eating hot-sour soup on 21st January?
ARE YOU CRAZY? IT IS BECAUSE IT IS THE INTERNATIONAL HOT-SOUR SOUP DAY!

by tamike July 3, 2022

8th January

The day I asked out my boyfriend.
8th of January 2020. The love of my life forever and always.

You sound go ask your crush out

Go ask them out its 8th january

by A 812020 February 15, 2022