jangular

it is everything and everywhere, it can be used in any sentance replacing any noun. It can only be seen by the naked eye, and can be used to describe anything.

my jangular itches
yo dude! look at this jangular
this jangular is huge, dude!
put your jangular away sir!

by jantastilick December 20, 2010

January 32nd

National ignore a friend day
On January 32nd you can ignore a friend and not get in trouble because if someone comes to give out to you, tell them its national ignore a friend day

Friend: Hey wanna come to my house after school

You: …
Friend: Hello?
You: …
Friend: Ohhhhh its January 32nd

by Dates_That_Dont_Exist November 2, 2019

january 12

national have sex with your girlfriend day

bro what day is it
its january 12th bro
gotta go have sex man

by amongus man January 1, 2022

Just Jack January

Just Jack January aka Blue balls month

Just Jack It January is the third part of "Torture Your Dick Months". If you didn't know it begins in November with "No Nut November", Then comes December with "Destroy dick December" and ends in January with "Just Jack January".

In Just Jack January you can not nut in a whole month but you have to masturbate a whole hour straight without stopping.

Guy 1: Hey Guy 2, do you wanna hang out
Guy 2: No sorry, i gotta {wank 1 hour} first. i gotta do just jack january

by marretheman July 15, 2019

Jerk off January

You have constantly jerk off for the whole of January no stop no porn only you and your hand jerking

Oh Zack are you doing jerk off January

by THE GUYSSS November 2, 2019

January 6

National Fuck Your Teacher Day

Ben -I Call Ms Smith

Andrew- No I want Ms Smith

John- Too Late I already fucked her she said I have a big dick

How I love January 6th

by Bentlyboy333482 January 5, 2020

january 17

National grab tit day, grab that thots tits!

see that big tittie thot! It’s national grab tit day, i’m gonna go grab her boobs
January 17

by mydic khurt October 16, 2019