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Jett Jacksoned

In reference to the popular Disney show, Jett Jackson starring Lee Thompson Young. It is when a man has a one night stand and on his way out leaves a note telling the slut that he has syphillis.
That whore was totally Jett Jacksoned after hooking up with a crafty playa.
by Eric Von Detton May 13, 2005
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Fashawndah Uniqua Celeena Kwaylana Yulonda Jackson

(Fuh-shawn-duh Yoo-nee-kwuh Sel-e-nah Kway-lah-nuh Yoo-lon-duh Jacks-on)

The queen of all you muthafuckas that treat Urban Dictionary like some damn LinkedIn.com-type shit. Nobody gonna give a shit about how u got dis big dick or how much of a punk ass bitch fuck boy dis otha muthafucka is.
"yall muthafuckas need to stop sucking yo own dick and get an education and a damn job!! fo real!!"

~ Fashawndah Uniqua Celeena Kwaylana Yulonda Jackson
by TheTypoPoopcicle June 23, 2016
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jackson taylor

A FUCKIN FAT CONDOM SUCKING BULL SIZE DICK FAPPING WHORE FUCKS AT EVERYTHING HE SEES
OMFG here comes that Jackson Taylor
by A NATURAL TIM November 6, 2016
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Jackson

A person who loves you no madder how many times you mess up and is also very handsome too. Very athletic and people will easly fall in love with him.
Everyone need a Jackson to be in there life
by IHaveIt November 30, 2016
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deon jackson

deon jackson is a jackass mother fucker who is a fucken fraddyass
by dumb ass September 14, 2004
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Jackson

For the guitarist who knows what metal is about.

For the guitarist that don't like to play guitars, that are manufactured by 7yr old vietnamese slave/children *ibanez*.

Ibanez copied the Jackson soloist/dinky with their RG(Real Gay) line of guitars that suck ass.

Only raped (FUCKING-)skaters will play Ibanez lower of the lowest series and still says that their owning the best playing guitar around.

Charvel/Jackson has tons of cool paint jobs, instead of the Ibanez sticker quilts (pffhaha)

So if you want a real quality guitar that isn’t raped plays like butter and looks killer too, get yourself a Charvel/Jackson.

“Get the best, fuck the rest

PS.

FUCK NU-METAL
Pathetic fucking gothic’s
Fucking Skater Punk:
Hi John what's up, I've seen this so cool ibanez in the guitarshop. When I see it I just wanna play all day long nu-metal because I have a fuckt up mind.

And the price is right too. However I never played a Jackson Soloist I think it will pwnd it in a sec.

John:
Go fuck yourself.
by Fuck_Ibanez September 1, 2008
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Samuel L. Jackson

1. Noun. One of the best American actors of all time. Often has roles as a bad ass, which is a role he plays better than anyone.

2. Verb. As is characteristic of many of Samuel L. Jackson movies, to yell something deep and filled with curse words to a person over and extended period of time. To constantly speak in a loud tone of voice regardless of the subject matter.

3. Verb. To speak violent things in a calm tone of voice while looking at the person with crazy eyes. This makes you scary as hell.
If you keep talking shit, motherfucker, I'm gonna Samuel L. Jackson your ass!

Person 1: Why are you yelling at me?
Samuel L. Jackson: Because this is how I talk motherfucker! Aint you seen any of my movies?
by BombACat July 18, 2010
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