Alberta Jellyfish

A used condom found floating in a lake or river.

Man I was rafting the other day and ran into an Alberta Jellyfish! Now I gotta get tested!

by damar1985 September 15, 2009

Peanut Butter And Jelly Sandwich

"The Act of a woman taking a dump while on her period wearing a tampon"

"Honey!" "i just made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich between my legs!"

by Koch Master June 20, 2009

Jelly Donuts

A state achieved upon the onslaught of jealousy. An initial reaction to a situation that positions you as inferior to another.

"Oh no, he's got wider rims than me, I'm sooo Jelly Donuts right now."

by TheRoyalDirt February 9, 2009

Jellyfishing

When you finish having sex with a girl and realise post-coitus the condom has been left inside her. In a haze of panic and confusion you use your index and middle finger to fish it out in a semi-sensual style. What you end up pulling out should look like a shrivelled old jellyfish, hence the term "Jellyfishing".

When Matt realised his vigorous love making and oversized condom had resulted in the rubber slipping off, he kissed Lisa while jellyfishing.

He eventually came up with the goods and then prayed she was not pregnant for the next few months.

by Sleeve of the Wizard August 10, 2010

jelly

cellulite or fat

I don't think you ready for this jelly.
(I don't think you realize what a fat ass I am underneath these ghetto assed clothes.)

by Cricket September 8, 2003

jellydonut

when you get head from a girl, you come in her mouth and then you punch her in the mouth, so her lips swell and come and blood dribble out,resembling a jellydonut.

You hungry? I'll give you a jellydonut.

by erica February 12, 2004

Jello Nigga

1. A Jealous "Nigga." Especially pertaining to Niggas who are jealous of a homeboy because they can't get ass like him. Also pertains to cash and bling.

Everyone hates on 50 Cent because they are Jello Niggas.

by Mike Daly July 21, 2005