shag weed

Shag Weed is a type of insult used to call other people (mainly girls) who are way more beautiful / handsome than the person speaking. It’s a way to cope with the feeling of insecurity and / or jealousy or with the large ego of oneself.

Girl A: That girl is such a shag weed.
Boy A: I think they’re just better than you.

Girl A: Whatever.

by Alarkii ! May 11, 2021

grandma weed

A new age lingo term for weed that looks in any way brown and old.

Mike: Hey do you have any bud?
Ben: I haven't bought some in a long time, all I got is this grandma weed.

by Professor S1gmus November 16, 2016

weed chimney

Some one who smokes so much weed it's almost annoying and they often smell like weed

Aye She smokes so much she's like a weed chimney

by Fear.the.kier June 26, 2015

weed need

When you are stressed and must smoke marijuana to cope.

Guy 1: I'm having a weed need moment right now.

Guy 2: I'm way ahead of you, dude. I have the munchies right now.

by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018

weed eater

the punchline to every joke

𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕪 𝕛𝕠𝕜𝕖

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Weed eater."

by StringedGuitar17 August 15, 2021

tree-weed

A tree or large shrub that is sometimes difficult to keep out of seldom mowed lawns and often ignored gardens. They commonly grow fast from seed, re-sprout from cut stumps, or spread underground with runner roots.

Sally: That maple stump send up a new crop of shoots on ya?

Susie: Ya, grows like a regular tree-weed. I'm gonna have to get dirty and dig the whole stump up.

by IvyWood March 30, 2010

Weed contrail

Also, weed contrail. The odiferous trail left behind an automobile in which significant amounts of smoked marijuana is being consumed.

From weed, slang for marijuana, and contrail, the condensation trail left behind by a jet airplane at high altitude. see also the conspiracy theorist's variant weed chemtrail.

The crew in that car must be very high - it's leaving behind a weed contrail.

by x Chicagoan April 21, 2017