knock on wood

to take one's hand (which is in the shape of a fist..) and bang it on a dead tree.

in karate we like to knock on wood!

by kazoomafoo May 30, 2005

Knock on wood

A playful yet gentle word describing the way the world takes the time to visually interpret the act of penetrating trees and foliage with one's erect penis.

India's tolerance regarding Knock on Wood was said to have decreased their population growth in the years 2020 to 2024.

by Pattifil August 03, 2022

gerbil wood

(adjective): a descriptive term for something that smells awful.

Dude, your breath smells like some gerbil wood.

by Hog Fan! September 22, 2009

Sanding Wood

Masturbating

Jeff was sanding wood while watching Ghostbusters 2

by T. J. Efferson March 25, 2017

e-wood

Electronic wood, e-mails are made from it.

"I can't email you because I'm out of e-wood"

by Maarten1995 October 15, 2015

Cord of wood

A bundle of wood you buy from the local supermarket they bundle with a flimsy cord. This is also the less manly version of a real cord of wood that is much larger but means the same thing.

Look at Tyler's cute cord of wood.

by T MONEY59 November 16, 2016

Olivia Woods

A word to describe someone who is overly delusional over any political subject that mentions racism
Also someone who tries to hard to be black and tackles anyone who says "tHe N-wOrD"

Guy 1: dude, that guy just yelled at him for saying the "N-word"
Guy 2: what an Olivia Woods...ew

by Aptolpraidolweeds January 19, 2021