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polish the wood

When your friend asks about your questionable decisions/sexual escapades/conquests from the previous day/night.
"Hey (insert name here), did (insert other name here) polish the wood last night?"
"Greetings. I am not entirely sure what you mean. But let me assume you are talking about how I got my brains fucked out of my skull several times over from 3pm Sunday until 3pm Monday."
by thefratlordoftheskies October 8, 2016
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emily wood

Emily wood it the most beautiful girl you will ever meet. She is beautiful, courageous, and nicer than any grace you will ever meet
Emily wood:best friend you will ever meet
by Emily wood May 9, 2018
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flippin' wood

When a man with a flaccid penis negotiates a price for its use before becoming hard so that the buyer does not know the actual size of the erect penis.
Bitch thought I was a grower and paid me 60$ for a quick fuck. The cunt asked me for a refund once I surprised her with my tiny dick. Flippin' wood is hard, but how else am I supposed to support my wife and kids?
by annerdasaurus November 23, 2015
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leo wood

the best person to ever live on this earth if ur not his friend ur literally going to die alone with a dog named Minecraft you fatass.
“Oh your not friend with Leo wood? Kill yourself
by Pillow_head March 20, 2021
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danny wood

Damn Danny wood is pretty dumb and is hot for gavin
by Big booty baller April 19, 2019
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ms. wood

a dumb ass bitch that has no difference between a oak wood and her, she is a bad grader that all of the kids in her class failed
student 1: how much did u get in ms. wood class
student 2: I got a F
student 1: same
by THANOS1234 March 5, 2019
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wood splint

When one uses a dildo or a strap-on that is made out of wood causing splinters in their vag or ass
the wood splint i used last night made my ass fell really weird
by Hot_sausage11 May 13, 2016
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