bag of walnuts

1. An utterly bland, boring person with little or no personality.

Dude, did you meet the new programmer? What a bag of walnuts!

by eyesontheprize September 18, 2007

STD-bag

An STD-bag is a person who is not only a d-bag, but also a carrier of many STD's. This all-to-common beast is one of the worst hook-ups known to man.

Whatever you do, don't fuck that guy Rick- he's a total STD-bag.

by branman51515 January 29, 2009

louis bag

A Louis Vuitton bag,wallet,briefcase. Anything Louis Vuitton that you put your cash in and flaunt you money.

When I count my cash up and take it to the club, you better believe its overflowing in my Louis bag.

by Fresh4Life June 21, 2008

crap bag

A colorful way to describe a person who is a total idiot and completely worthless. In other words, my ex-boyfriend.

- Crap bag actually thought I would give him another chance.
- Hi, my name is Crap Bag.
- What a total crap bag!

by Anonymous April 26, 2004

AT&T-bagged

What happens when your iPhone drops a call.

The feeling is similar to being slapped in the face by someone's ballsack.

"Sorry I lost you back there. I drove by a tall building and got AT&T-bagged."

by el chocolate November 17, 2009

chauch bag

Worse than a douche bag, the drunk guy at the bar who thinks hes a hardass!

That guy up at the bar in the nascar cutoff is a fucking chauch bag!

Hey, that chauch bag just called you a pussy!

by Tyler S. April 27, 2008

Douche bag

A cheating, lying asshole

Have you seen that douche bag Ryan Andrew Nolan from mattoon il

by worst nightmare1990 August 8, 2012