impenatratable

The substitute for impenetrable. In most cases it is used by people with mild to severe retardation.

Tom: Retarded chicks are impenatratable.

by T.S.09 January 2, 2009

impediousity

When another party's procrastination and inability to make a decision affects your ability to complete a task.

John's impediousity prevented Jim from finishing the deck.

by Poutine10 July 1, 2008

impegeki

not a real word, made up of two yu-gi-oh cards, "IMPE"rial order and rai"GEKI".

impegeki PWNS geico

by jtwanger August 10, 2008

Impulse Parking

Pulling in and parking in a space in a parking lot as soon as you see one.

John: There's one.
Mike: We gotta shop around man. You're impulse parking.

by K.P.I.T September 30, 2008

Impusive

skank the act of being an uncontrolably skank-tastic and absolutely infuriating at the same time.It's a delicate balance between being a trifling hoe and that kid who sits behind you in the movie theater attempting to suck every last drop from his pop and it makes that really annoying sluping sound.

The ever impusive Latoya wasn't only selling herself in the red light district, but she was also wearing different color socks and listening to polka music very loudly.

by K&P January 13, 2009

impiteous

Pitiless, without pity. Cruel, merciless.

The impiteous king decided for the woman to be executed.

by Marein October 30, 2008

Impulse Fudge

Based off of a term used to describe those little impulse buy cubes of fudge you can find at convenience stores, "Impulse Fudge" refers to the act of surprise anal intrusion. When having sex with a female vaginally, all one has to do is switch immediately from V to A, maintaining the same thrust without announcing it. Girls usually don't like it. You can preface it with a joke also.

"Knock knock."
"Who's th-"
"Impulse fudge!"

by Bebiznizzle July 5, 2009