I'm no jazz blogger

A complex phrase used to qualify a declarative sentence. Commonly used to clarify you are not expert on whatever it is you're talking about.

Synonyms: "I'm not an expert nor do I claim to be"

I'm no jazz blogger, but I am smarter than everyone else.

by elwags November 23, 2011

I'm going Fear and Loathing

To take a suitcase full of controlled substances to one place with the intent to ingest said substances with a small intent to distribute.

Similar to a "bender" but with more sales.

Dude! I heard in Ohio the acid is $15/hit, the good weed goes at $20/g, and the opioid's go for a dollar a milligram man... Let's hit Detroit first, load up on the water front, and then I'm going Fear and Loathing on that bitch!

by Raoul Duke XIII July 13, 2012

I'm moby

I way to say that you have a huge dick.

Because Moby Dick was a whale and whales are huge and so is your dick.

Do you have a big dick?
I'm moby.

by judge dredd7 November 14, 2012

I'm wearing what you're knitting.

You understand what the other person is saying/proposing.

A: "We should go order some pizza"
B: "I'm wearing what you're knitting."

by thisisacodename May 14, 2015

I'm all squirmy now

Something Littles say when they don't want to be direct with how they feel.

Typically used for the word horny, and/or wanting Playtime.

I'm all squirmy now daddy!! Why did you tease me like that?

by Kawaii.Dango December 10, 2015

I'm either about to toot or shoot

This expression would be used by someone who has a degree of uncertainty about whether they have an urge to fart or whether he or she might actually shart or fully shit themselves.

I'm either about to toot or shoot right now, shall I risk it anyway?

I just finished my second bowl of nachos and I can't tell if I'm about to toot or shoot.

by ozzyp January 25, 2017

i'm not into bacon

A descreet way to say "I'm not into guys"

"Baby you're mistaken, I'm not into bacon"
-The Vamps- I found a girl-

by The fangirl freak February 1, 2017