ho tamer

a person who, through physical conditioning & psychological indoctrination, conditions a woman to adjust to the life of a subserviant prostitute.

my woman is out of control. I may require the services of a ho tamer.

by cholly braun October 12, 2008

Ho-Ness

The act and state of being a ho. One who has a tendency of being a swaggerjacker, one who suffers from the epdemic of bitchassness, and an overall hater at any level. Ho-Ness is a serious threat that side effects include:

1. Crying over small shit.
2. Engaging in shiesty shit behinds someone back.
3. Accomplishing fucking another person over at all costs for their or no gain.

Raven's leaving J-Moore and Tiny at the mall with no ride home, establishes her Ho-Ness, even though their house is across the street

by Ike Burise April 20, 2009

ho sun

A large hairy penis with a huge jungle.

Tommy: Dude i saw this ho sun in the locker room and the guy wasn't even trying to cover it.

Girls: EWWWW. *giggle*

by dajiber October 14, 2013

Ho-clan

A ho-clan is a pack or band of homeless induviduals that can be spotted in our around areas of dense population. Although generaly docile, ho-clans have been known to fight amongst themselves, primarily to establish the alpha male, or other ho-clans, if they feel that their food or water source has been threatened. See ho-ville

Whazhapnenin Mark, did you see that ho-clan role through? the musta had like 50 pizza boxes.

by Farfignueton October 31, 2007

ho down

The dance performed by Ashlee Simpson after her infamous screwup at Saturday Night Live.

"Oops... I just got caught lipsynching. Let's dance!" *does ho down*

by Yamini January 13, 2006

T-Ho's

Short form of "Tim Horton's" donut shops, mostly in Canada. Also may be called "Timmy's" or "Tim's"
Tim Horton's is the largest donut shop franchise in Canada. Recently merged with Wendy's hamburgers. Not a surprise cuz' we all knew Wendy was a big slut.

Johnny "Dude I'm fucking stoned, let's go get some T-Ho's"
Owen "Sounds good, I could go for a double double, and a box of Timbits"

by Flo Tenace December 14, 2006

faux-ho

n. One who dresses the part of being "artsy" (or bohemian) so as to impress one's friends/classmates. One trademark of faux-ho fashion is buying pre-distressed or paint-splattered jeans at a higher price than normal jeans to show that they shop at thrift stores or are artists, respectively. Another is having a simplistic liberal ideology (i.e. Bush is a moron. Bush stole the election. etc.) that manifiests itself in the wearing of t-shirts with "edgy" slogans such as "Every vote counts, if you count every vote!" Many think Iran-Contra was a video game.

see poser

"Wow, Rick! That Rollings Stones psudeo-vintage concert shirt is totally faux-ho!"

by Emperor Tomato Ketchup June 15, 2005