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College Park High School 

Rival to the Woodlands High School and Oak RIdge. Mostly white kids and a very tough academic environment. The pep rallies are lame and there is no school spirit whatsoever. If you aren't in the Academy of Science and Technology, good luck because you're on your own. Nothing interesting happens here, except redneck hicks chewing tobacco and students getting caught having sex. The assistant principals' sole purpose is to dress code people and just give you a hard time. The school food is shit, so if you don't want explosive diarrhea or dysentery, bring a lunch. The teachers are ehh, the football team sucks, and the school has of lot of cliques. There is a self-titled "Relevant Group" that only consists of football players and cheerleaders. Also, if you want drugs, they are readily available through the Mexican 'gangs'.
Person 1: Hey, you know that school College Park High School?

Person 2: The one with 3,000 white kids, 900 Mexicans, and 100 black kids? It sucks!

Person 1: At least it's not as snobby as the Woodlands High School.

Person 2: Yeah, those people are asses.

Lovejoy High School 

A school in Texas full of Mormons, snobby rich white kids, an incredible lack of diversity and racists. Lovejoy High School is the school where the drug dealers are best friends with the principle and everyone's parents are cousins.
Billy. Did I hear that some black and Hispanic kids go to Lovejoy High School?
Bob. Nah, only rich white kids go there

Bob. Now, let's go shoot up some animals

Lowell High School 

A high school located in San Francisco, CA. Academically, it is the best public high school in San Francisco, and one of the best public high schools in the country. Offering several A.P classes, the students have a reputation for being studious and competitive. Although there are all kinds of students at Lowell, suffice it to say that most are very much focused.
Jon: I'm taking 5 A.P classes! I can't go out this weekend...
Kevin: That's what you get for gong to Lowell...
Jon: At least I may get into Berkeley or Harvard.

NorthWood High School 

Located in the town of Nappanee, which is the home of Amish. The school has a goat raping vice principle and it is where his daughter and her friends can get away with everything.
*Four goats released into NorthWood High School numbered 1,2,3, and 4*
Oh, Hey! There's 1,2, & 4. Where's 3?!
*Located in V.P.'s Office*

Green Hope High School 

{Located in Cary, NC.}

1. Where you can have a 4.5 and still barely be in the top 20% of your grade.

2.Not known for any good sports, except maybe golf... or marching band and maybe swimming.

3. A place where students in Calculus talk about doing pot in the back of the class room and still maintain an A.

4. "Best Public School in Cary", maybe the world.

5. Also Known As: No Hope for Green Dope.

6. Home to the WORST drivers at a High School.
Examples:

1. Green Hope High School Student: Aww Man, I only have a 4.5, I'll never get into college.
Other School Student: YEAH I HAVE A 4.5 I'M TOP OF MY CLASS!!

2. GH Student: How many football games did we win again?

Other GH Student: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... winning.

3. Calc Student 1: I need to calm down. I can get some good weed.

Calc Student 2: Yeah I have an A in here let's do it Tuesday!

4. Maybe not the world...

5. Middle School Student 1: Where are you going to high school?
Middle School Student 2: No Hope for Green Dope.

6. There were three pile-ups, with twelve different cars on the same day. Also, you cannot have a parking spot without having your car scraped by the frenzy of students trying to go home.

Albany High School 

Located in Albany, New York. Notorious for knife fights and brawls. However, most Albany Highers will defend their school passionately -- they feel perfectly safe.

A large, urban school, AHS is extremely diverse, with students from over 200 different nations. It is perhaps because of its diversity and size (although no one is quite sure of the actual number of AHS students) that Albany High is a place where students feel free to be themselves instead of feeling pressure to conform to any social standards.

While perhaps not the highest-rated school academically, Albany offers a wide array of AP classes and has just recently introduced the International Baccalaureate Program (IB) for students seeking a well-rounded and universal program of study. Albany High also has dozens of clubs and activities open to all students.
A: Man, you go to Albany High School? How do you survive?!?
B: Pshaw! It's not so bad. All you gotta do is make sure you avoid the Freshman Academy!

Pueblo South High School 

A high school in Pueblo, Colorado known for having the most teen bodybuilders per capita. Besides eating Chipotle (at least 3 times a week), working out (only upper body), and partying on the weekends, South kids really don't do a whole lot. You can find the halls packed with tools flexing and taking selfies ("I'm Zyzzz Brah!"), hoes talking about yoga pants, and ratchets caking on lip balm. One thing is for sure, if you go anywhere near this school, make sure to have a gym membership, protein shake, Starbucks coffee, and or iphone. Warning: It is always bulking season, no legs November, and arm day.
"Hey brah looks like you're walking on stilts!" "Sorry broseph, I go to Pueblo South High School."