Head wind

Head wind is when you are getting head and the giver has to take a breath with your dong still in her mouth.

Bitch was suckin it so long she gave me head wind just to catch her breath.

by madmike135 December 14, 2009

head high

When you're so fucking retarded and think that you know everything, when in fact you're completly wrong.

person 1: Hey did you hear what miss lady said the other day? She said you could get high off hookah! Is that true??

person 2: NO thats not fucking true! Miss lady is so head high! Dont believe anything she tells you! She's delusional.

by godimsostupid February 26, 2011

head cankle

The state of having no chin. This gives the illusion of a neck connected to a head with nothing to show the difference.

"Kids, don't stare at her head cankle."

by britdziak March 7, 2008

head ass lookin ass

when some is is a complete fucken dumb ass and they say or do something that is just so godamn retarded and you just look em right in there stoopid ass eyes and say head ass looking ( some insult after )

person 1: "omg look at pedro he is totally trippen dawg hes tryna eat a mc flurry with his anal cavity"

person 2 "istg to god go head ass lookin ass him so he will stop being a fuken idiot squirrel ball licker"
person 1 *walks up to pedro* "HEAD ASS LOOKIN ASS BOIGH YOU FUCKEN BALL LICKER STOP TRYNA EAT A MC FLURRY WITH YO ANAL"

by Joshua Nayler November 27, 2019

head fuck

A term used on the movie Beerfest

A comeback for retards

Meaning: the word fuck head backwards

Person 1:your a total headfuck

Person 2: well... What now head fuck!!!!

by church897 October 31, 2007

head crabs

a comical way of saying head lice. the opposite of (but still very similar to) pubic lice.

Hey, thanks for letting me borrow your hat. There's only a small problem, though:
you gave me head crabs, ass-fuck!

by Cilantro March 13, 2009

head on tap

Head on Tap means when you can get head (sucked off) whenever you want.

Head: Meaning getting sucked off.

‘Tap’: Meaning whenever you want.

Martin: Never guess what!

Will: What?!
Martin: I’ve got head on tap
Will: No way! From who?
Martin: Jessica

by Keith_jack December 2, 2017