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Mr. Halpern

The chorus teacher at New Paltz Middle School, Mr. Halpern appears to be 14 but according to our very reliable sources is actually 28. Tall, awkward and very nerdy, Mr. Halpern uses finger-guns more than the average twelve-year-old. His first name is William, but all students should know not to call him that to his face.
"Who's that really tall eight grader?" "Oh, that's just Mr. Halpern."
by i_am_the_dolphin October 22, 2020
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Haley

Average looking girl, extremely funny with great hair. Smart, fashionable, loves sarcasim. Their best friends are short and spunky because Haley's are quiet and shy. They fall for people easily, they also LOVE tall boys and tell people whats on their minds. They have no fear.
Woah that girl is hilarious. She must be a Haley
by Milly52k May 21, 2011
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Hallucinogen

A type of drug that produces Hallucinations, whether they be auditorial or visual. A Hallucination is something that inst real but you are aware of it by seeing/hearing it, so Hallucinogens create sites and sounds that arent real.
My second time taking LSD, a Hallucinogen, i store at my ceiling and hallicunated beautiful girls faces swirling around in geometric patterns, changing colors.
by Endless Night October 29, 2006
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Halford

Rob Halford is the amazing original vocalist with Heavy Metal pioneers Judas Priest. Although the equally mighty Black Sabbath invented Heavy Metal, Mr. Halford and his mates helped to develop the sound and image into what we now recognize as modern Heavy Metal.

Rob Halford later quit Judas Priest to get his own band together and released music under the name "Halford". Thankfully he's back now with Judas Priest, and was recently touring with fellow Metal Gods Black Sabbath on the Ozzfest tour (in fact he even sang with Sabbath at one gig when Ozzy couldnt make it!).

We will hear more from Rob Halford and Judas Priest in the future. A lot more.
1. Dude, Halford could blow Ozzy off the stage man!

2. That Ripper guy was good yo, But Halford is the man!

3. You'd best check out this Halford CD I got, homie. These are the illest fuckin rhymes I ever seen son!
by Rob Halford November 21, 2004
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Jesus Christ and a half

Sometimes saying Jesus Christ just isn't enough...
Guy #1: Homie... you got a buck or two I can borrow?

Guy #2: Jesus Christ and a half, Carlo! How many times do I have to fucking tell you? I'm done lending you prostitute money.
by reid_o April 5, 2009
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Half-life 2

A name that will be known for years to come.
by Andrew May 14, 2004
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Halo Adapter

"Dude, where'd the TV go?"
"I took it over to Mike's last night with the Halo Adapter"
by reversebackwards October 3, 2004
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