mislaid glasses dilemma

Refers to da humorously-annoying conundrum dat's frequently encountered by folks suffering from C.S.S. (i.e., Can't See S**t"), particularly those who also have poor short-term memory --- they set their glasses down someplace, but then they forget where they laid them, and they cannot see well enough without said corrective lenses to find them again.

Keeping a spare pair of glasses (like simple reading-specs from da dollar store) in a certain place at all times (and then promptly returning them to said location after using them in a "mislaid glasses dilemma" emergency, like a hidden set of house/car keys that you use whenever you've accidentally "locked yourself out") can get you out of the age-old "I need my glasses in order to see well enough to FIND my glasses!" problem... you will always know where in the house that your "rescue" glasses will be, so you can go and temporarily don them for clear vision till you find your "regular" glasses again, and then put the spare set back in their "for emergencies" location.

by QuacksO October 26, 2020

Foggy Glass Eye

When you fart during a 69.

How was your night Aaron? “Horrible, my girl gave me a foggy glass eye.”

by J Kregg October 6, 2020

Bast glasses

A type of eyeglass. Each lens is usually somewhat egg shaped, with a bar connecting them. find out more about bast glasses at www.angelfire.com/scary/bast

"auhaahuua I want those bast glasses, they are so funny looking."

by Jung December 6, 2003

whore glasses

similar to beer goggles, when a man is only capable of seeing women as whores.

guy 1 "dude all these chicks are sluts since Britney cheated on me."
guy 2 "man you got a bad case of whore glasses."

by Candice fourthback September 4, 2013

rest a glass on that booty

When a person's behind is so big that it sticks out like a shelf. Similar to a bubble butt or apple bottom.

Woo dolly you could rest a glass on that booty! That booty's pretty tight!

by EleniP190 September 16, 2013

getting glassed

to be killed, so blood spills

With violence an everyday occurance, drug dealers were getting glassed and the incidents were largely ignored by the neighbors.

by jjay270 October 16, 2013

Glass Rasnick

The Glass Rasnick is a date rape drug used ON men almost exclusively BY women. It is a combination of Roofies and Viagra.

"Dude, how was the date last night?"

"The bitch Glass Rasnick'd me! I don't know whether to feel violated or happy!"

by Cynicalman1972 July 25, 2012