german pineapple

When a man stick his dick in a pile of shit shoves it in the women's ass then shoves it her vagina and the women licks the mans penis while it's still covered in shit

You really gave me a great German pineapple last night Justin

by BEEFCAKE89 May 8, 2016

German Octopus

Performing anal on a busty aryan woman, enough to where when you pull your cock out, she shoots poop all over your chest.

I'm really in the mood for shit to be on my chest, I'm gonna ask my girlfriend if she wants to do the German Octopus tonight.

by Anna Leeee March 2, 2017

German Pancake

When one person defecates into another person’s anus.

The man went from one tube to the next like a human German pancake.

by DatGuy64 October 7, 2018

German goodbye

In Germany while saying goodbye you then proceed to punch said person in the gut, groin, or face with the full fury of mein fuher. May be followed by words like "shcnell!!" Or "nein!!". A tradition since the Nazi regime

Nazi superior: and this is how we say goodbye in Germany, Indiana Jones....

(Punches him in stomach)

Traditional German goodbye

by *fap FAP fap FAP fap* September 18, 2019

Pull a German

Backing out of a previous planned engagement.

Hey man we still going to hang out or are you going to pull a German?

by Sweldn10 March 30, 2017

Shake Hands with the Germans

To flog the dolphin, pitchin batting practice, choke the chicken, beat the meat, beat the cock, jerkin the gerkin, all that shit... MASTURBATING!

My roommate was Shaking hands with the Germans one day when I walked in.

by Poiker April 20, 2004

germanski

a dirty german

looks at that fucking germanski

by german hater March 22, 2004