control geek

A control geek is a gamer/social nerd who can not let go of something, usually very insignificant and manages to suck many innocents into the shitstorm they create.

"That control geek seemed so nice at first, but she just raged at me for dropping a knife on her foot in a zombie game. Gheeze, some people just can't be mellow and have fun."
Miss Pita is known for being a control geek and makes the smallest game issues into a giant problem for everyone, feeding her selfish shortcomings.

by CyAdora August 18, 2011

geekin

what nate said in that one chatroom

BumsLie21x: its like i broke up with him and hes upset about it
BumsLie21x: im geekin

by reb. August 26, 2003

geek

when someone chokes when everyone was counting on them.also when you feel tired or you are messing something up.

he geeked on the game winning shot.
man i'm geekin right now.!
he is geekin

by gomavs31 February 6, 2010

Band Geek

A Dork, Nerd, Douchebag, Fucktard! Spends all their time talking worthless band smack. Moves in odd clicks only with other band geeks. A hater of sports or anyone with atletic ability. The douchebag that always got their books and that lame ass instrument case slapped out of their hands in school. Non-Pussy getter unless a trick within the nerd click is handin it out. Thinks anyone NOT in the band is a loser. Can't dress for shit. Always look out for floods, white high-top Reebok shoes from the 1980's, shitty hair style, taped glasses frame, possibly a pocket protector with an exploded pen stain on the pocket. Things killer bands like Metallica, Slayer, Ozzy, Staind and Alice in Chains are lame. A band geek can always play the Barney song on their instrument. Blogs with other band geeks about sheet music and band camp experiences. Has only seen pussy when his mom gets out of the shower. Thinks condoms are flute covers. Need I say more?

Kill- "Yo, Band Geek..come over here douchebag!"

Band Geek- "Um, I'm late for band practice and my bike has a flat tire."

Kill- "Get in my trunk fuckface, I'll drop you off!"

Band Geek- "Um ok."

by Kill1349Chief February 3, 2009

geek star

a very tall guy with lazy eyes

Geek star is a freak star.

by Sally Sue March 3, 2005

Geekbait

A cute, albeit somewhat nerdy, girl who geeks are innately drawn to. Hot, but also relatable.

Joe: Did you see that hot chick with the Tardis Tattoo?
Matt: total Geekbait!

by mistamarie October 26, 2012

Geek Jizzed

Nathan Fillion created a new phrase to add to the geek vocabulary: Geek Jizzed.

It describes what you do when you are so wildly excited about something you explode on it with orgasmic joy.

Nathan Fillion tweeted about a book he loves, "Ex-Heroes" by Peter Clines: "Peter Clines- My 2 favorite things, zombies and superheroes. I geek jizzed on your book. Hurry with the sequel to EX-HEROES!"

by Kcat10 May 6, 2011