filthy lucre

cash paid to a ho

after donkey punching a crack ho, shove the twenty up her starfish thus making it a filthy lucre.

by Anonymous October 9, 2003

filthy banana

a piece of meat (dick) that is overwhelming dirty w/ either some type of fungus, dirt, or athlete's dick.

yea so i went to Sulvestors yesterday and i gave him a filthy banana in the mouth

by Meat Master 5000 January 15, 2009

bozo filter

Filter included in all televisions, computers, and other communication devices to keep clowns and other "entertaining" fools from telling you about all of the world's conspiracies and secrets.

Man, we'd find Bigfoot if it weren't for those damn Bozo Filters

by Anonymous October 9, 2003

filthy calzone

When you and your partner shit in the hand of your hand and begin to jack you off with the shity lubricated hand.

hey Joseph want to go pull off the old filthy calzone and then catch a movie after I her garfield two is pritty good.

by clereance drinkwater July 16, 2006

filthy

A nasty or extremely drunk slut, or a combination of both.

I could have you but you are too filthy.

That bitch was filthy last night.

Thats a filthy ass slut.

Dude lets get some filthy sluts tonight.

by 10duece November 29, 2007

Piece of Filth

A woman dressed in a sexually provocative manner.

Cor! Check out that piece of filth over their mate!

by jd7 May 20, 2008

Failtastic

When Something Something Is Spectacularly Failing

Guy 1: Hey I Just Got A Xbox 360
Guy 2: Cool! Lets Go Play It!
Guy 1: We Cant Its Got The Red Ring Of Death
Guy 2: Failtastic -_-

by Th3b3st October 14, 2009