The Flying Taint

a professional wrestling technique used once an opponent is knocked down and will be a while before getting up. the person performing this technique climbs up the turnbuckle to the top rope. he then wait until his opponent finally stands up and leaps backward with his legs spread to expose his taint. the goal of this technique is to slap your taint across your opponents face with great force, both stunning and humiliating him.

man 1: "did you see ray mysterio give that guy the flying taint last night?"

man 2: "that shit was CLASSIC. i bet that guy has never felt such humiliation before."

by feldpar February 17, 2009

Magical Flying Sky Wizard

God

The other night I was at Walt Disney World and thought I saw the Magical Flying Sky Wizard zip across the sky but, as it turns out, it was only Tinkerbell.

by Bama McKluskey October 30, 2014

Antarctic Flying Crocodile

The Antarctic Flying Crocodile is a crocodile with wings who eats ice. It is an endangered animal.

The Antarctic Flying Crocodile is beautiful.

by Geewhiz100 November 23, 2020

what's flying

What's going on, generally.

Don't ask me. I don't know what's flying.

by John Trombone April 10, 2012

flying fuck

A flying fuck is when one person is suspended from the ceiling and spins rather than thrusts in and out.

She hung by ropes from the chandelier and gave him a flying fuck.

by sqrfolkdnc January 22, 2008

flying spaghetti monster

A pathetic attempt by Richard Dawkins to discredit the GOD of creation by making the most absurd nomenclature to which he could ascribe at the time when questioned about an alternative to the real GOD.

I don't believe in God anymore than i believe in the flying spaghetti monster.

by ohterry April 12, 2014

Flying Donny Osmand

This involves a bed that has bed post. The female selects a bed post and jumps from it, not far from that of a professional wrestler. Before jumping, she spreads her cheeks, leaps off backwards and lands on the gentlemans face. Thus making a funny suction noise and causing the alfa male's body to spasm

Dave: Dude what happened to your face, its all red?
Frank: My wife gave me a flying donny osmand last night.

by iplaywithsquirls October 19, 2006